top five Worst pick up lines EVER - GoFuckYourself.com

Sethseekstruth · 01-28-2008, 09:30 PM

1-you smell like my Mom!

2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

3-two girls, one cup, let's act it out in my penthouse.

4-Paisley ascots are very sexy, don't you agree?

5-Is that a c-section scar, or are you just glad to see me?

Xrated J · 01-28-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethseekstruth

2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

NosMo · 01-28-2008, 09:35 PM

1- My what a lovely neck you have

2- So is you Mom seeing any one?

3-Ever have sex in a Mens restroom?

4-You know after about 3 more shots I would love to take you home.

5-Your not a cop are you?

NosMo

SteveLightspeed · 01-28-2008, 11:43 PM

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

Fap · 01-28-2008, 11:45 PM

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

NosMo · 01-28-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

Man I so love that song
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23
Help me stay calm at work......

NosMo

L-Pink · 01-29-2008, 01:05 AM

"I can't promise I won't tear anything"

kane · 01-29-2008, 01:43 AM

"Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."

mrwilson · 01-29-2008, 01:46 AM

"bend over, i promise to miss your heart"

Deej · 01-29-2008, 01:49 AM

hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut!

96ukssob · 01-29-2008, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

"I can't promise I won't tear anything"

wow

Shoehorn! · 01-29-2008, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethseekstruth

2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

PaulB · 01-29-2008, 02:46 AM

Are you a mechanic because you just made my nuts tighten.

If you were a burger you would be the McGorgeous

Zorgman · 01-29-2008, 04:01 AM

You know what would good on you.... me!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2008, 05:16 AM

Yeah, those are all pretty rubbish.

Violetta · 01-29-2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethseekstruth

1-you smell like my Mom!

Wonder if ANYONE has ever said that!`!`!`? lol

loreen · 01-29-2008, 06:27 AM

Actually one taxi driver told me I smell like his mother, but I don't think he was hitting on me...
It's all Chanel's fault

Miz_Wright · 01-29-2008, 06:34 AM

Worst line ever actually said to me?

"Hey, baby, wanna take a ride on my skin bus?"

*face palm*

alby_persignup · 01-29-2008, 06:42 AM

funny pick up lines! lol

VicD · 01-29-2008, 06:46 AM

1-you smell like my Mom! = major turnoff

Shagbunny · 01-29-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

"Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."

hah gotta use that one

Holly · 01-29-2008, 07:25 AM

Not really a pick up line but I was in a store once and this guy told me he would really like to take me out for a cappuccino and get to know me better.

I couldn't think of anywhere nearby selling cappuccino, so out of pure curiosity I asked him "where?" and he told me "The Shell Mart on Third Street". It's a gas station.

royaljelly2 · 01-29-2008, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut!

That's freaking funny! I need to use that one!!!

01-28-2008, 09:30 PM	#1
Sethseekstruth Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Richmond, va Posts: 588	top five Worst pick up lines EVER 1-you smell like my Mom! 2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks. 3-two girls, one cup, let's act it out in my penthouse. 4-Paisley ascots are very sexy, don't you agree? 5-Is that a c-section scar, or are you just glad to see me? __________________ https://www.niteflirt.com/pid/12631704

01-28-2008, 09:35 PM	#3
NosMo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sin city Posts: 1,025	1- My what a lovely neck you have 2- So is you Mom seeing any one? 3-Ever have sex in a Mens restroom? 4-You know after about 3 more shots I would love to take you home. 5-Your not a cop are you? NosMo __________________ All BBW * Sign up today and cash those fat checks! * All the time C H U B B Y C H E C K S BBW Porn Pass * Big & Brutal * Princess Lissa * Big Blow Job Chicks * Elizabeth Rollings * BBW Zine * Plumper TV

01-28-2008, 11:43 PM	#4
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" "It rubs the lotion on its skin..." __________________ Abra-cadabra!

01-29-2008, 01:49 AM	#10
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

01-29-2008, 04:01 AM	#14
Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	You know what would good on you.... me! __________________ ---

01-28-2008, 11:45 PM	#5
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

01-29-2008, 01:05 AM	#7
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	"I can't promise I won't tear anything"

01-29-2008, 01:43 AM	#8
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	"Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."

01-29-2008, 01:46 AM	#9
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	"bend over, i promise to miss your heart"

01-29-2008, 02:46 AM	#13
PaulB So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 113	Are you a mechanic because you just made my nuts tighten. If you were a burger you would be the McGorgeous

01-29-2008, 05:16 AM	#15
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Yeah, those are all pretty rubbish.

01-29-2008, 06:27 AM	#17
loreen myadultdesign.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 12,558	Actually one taxi driver told me I smell like his mother, but I don't think he was hitting on me... It's all Chanel's fault __________________ Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio My logo portfolio: PornLogos.com

01-29-2008, 06:34 AM	#18
Miz_Wright Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 593	Worst line ever actually said to me? "Hey, baby, wanna take a ride on my skin bus?" face palm __________________ Sales Babe and General Nerd Wright Stuff Consulting [email protected] Mobile: (704) 918-5499 ICQ: 353902844 SKYPE: MizWright704

01-29-2008, 06:42 AM	#19
alby_persignup Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,119	funny pick up lines! lol __________________ OnProbation Links Directory \| OnProbation Design Services \| OnProbation Cash

01-29-2008, 06:46 AM	#20
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	1-you smell like my Mom! = major turnoff

01-29-2008, 07:25 AM	#22
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Not really a pick up line but I was in a store once and this guy told me he would really like to take me out for a cappuccino and get to know me better. I couldn't think of anywhere nearby selling cappuccino, so out of pure curiosity I asked him "where?" and he told me "The Shell Mart on Third Street". It's a gas station. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle