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top five Worst pick up lines EVER
1-you smell like my Mom!
2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks. 3-two girls, one cup, let's act it out in my penthouse. 4-Paisley ascots are very sexy, don't you agree? 5-Is that a c-section scar, or are you just glad to see me? |
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1- My what a lovely neck you have
2- So is you Mom seeing any one? 3-Ever have sex in a Mens restroom? 4-You know after about 3 more shots I would love to take you home. 5-Your not a cop are you? NosMo |
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin..." |
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23 Help me stay calm at work...... NosMo |
"I can't promise I won't tear anything"
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"Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."
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"bend over, i promise to miss your heart"
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hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut!
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Are you a mechanic because you just made my nuts tighten.
If you were a burger you would be the McGorgeous |
You know what would good on you.... me!
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Yeah, those are all pretty rubbish.
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Actually one taxi driver told me I smell like his mother, but I don't think he was hitting on me...
It's all Chanel's fault :) |
Worst line ever actually said to me?
"Hey, baby, wanna take a ride on my skin bus?" *face palm* |
funny pick up lines! lol
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1-you smell like my Mom! = major turnoff :)
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Not really a pick up line but I was in a store once and this guy told me he would really like to take me out for a cappuccino and get to know me better.
I couldn't think of anywhere nearby selling cappuccino, so out of pure curiosity I asked him "where?" and he told me "The Shell Mart on Third Street". It's a gas station. :1orglaugh |
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