Conversation with my 2 year old re: cigarettes - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 03:48 AM

So I?m reading a book on the history of cigarettes in America. Title: "The Cigarette Century: The Rise, Fall, and Deadly Persistence of the Product That Defined America"

My 2 year old sees the cover of the book and says ?Cigarettes, Daddy??
?Yeah, cigarettes?.
?Mommy smokes cigarettes??
?Yeah, mommy smokes cigarettes?.
?I smoke cigarettes?.
?No. Daddy and _______ don?t smoke cigarettes, they can make you sick?.
?Mommy smokes cigarettes, I smoke cigarettes?.

Mr Pheer · 01-28-2008, 04:21 AM

my dad died from lung cancer when I was 7 years old... so fuck cigarettes...

I've never smoked because of that.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-28-2008, 06:16 AM

Sounds like she understands second hand smoke already.

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 06:20 AM

Interesting book by the way. In 1904 a woman was imprisoned for 30 days in New York for endangering the morals of her children by smoking in their presence. A number of states initially outlawed cigarettes.

Violetta · 01-28-2008, 06:43 AM

hehe... rolemodels.

Fletch XXX · 01-28-2008, 06:45 AM

time for mommy to quit.

Davy · 01-28-2008, 07:32 AM

I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.

cool1 · 01-28-2008, 07:52 AM

I think cigarettes, and other tobacco products should be made banned

since tobacco has little if no real value it is time society got rid of it.

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

time for mommy to quit.

for real

NikKay · 01-28-2008, 08:03 AM

This is why it's fucked up for parents to smoke in front of their kids. You're either telling them it's okay to smoke or you're telling them you don't care enough not to endanger your own life. Both the wrong message to be sending.

florin · 01-28-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Davy

I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.

good for you!

BV · 01-28-2008, 08:09 AM

Funny how times change.

My mom sent me to school on Halloween as a pack of "Kool Milds" back in the 3rd grade.

Emil · 01-28-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Davy

I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.

Because they make you look cool!

Scott McD · 01-28-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay

This is why it's fucked up for parents to smoke in front of their kids. You're either telling them it's okay to smoke or you're telling them you don't care enough not to endanger your own life. Both the wrong message to be sending.

Agreed !

It pisses me off to be honest. They preach to kids about how bad smoking is, while making them breath in smoke at the same time from their own cigarette...

BlackCrayon · 01-28-2008, 08:58 AM

Get her to say that in front of mommy. Should have some impact.

sniperwolf · 01-28-2008, 09:12 AM

that's just shows that whatever children sees to their parents, thought it might good, so better not show them when you smokes...

Not a smoker here anyway.

Fap · 01-28-2008, 09:40 AM

Id like to start by asking why you are reading a book on the history of cigarettes?

Then id like to say monkey see monkey do

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by banthis

Id like to start by asking why you are reading a book on the history of cigarettes?

To learn about the history of cigarettes.

Fletch XXX · 01-28-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

To learn about the history of cigarettes.

reminds me of the Bill Hicks piece where he is in a truck stop somewhere and the redneck employee ask him while he is reading a book:

Reddneck: "What you reading for?"
Redneck: "We got us a reader"

hicks: "Ive been asked what are you reading, and such, but never what are you reading FOR?"

"I dont know, maybe so i dont end up working at a fucking truck stop?

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

reminds me of the Bill Hicks piece where he is in a truck stop somewhere and the redneck employee ask him while he is reading a book:

Reddneck: "What you reading for?"
Redneck: "We got us a reader"

hicks: "Ive been asked what are you reading, and such, but never what are you reading FOR?"

"I dont know, maybe so i dont end up working at a fucking truck stop?

hilarious.

On topic, Bill Hicks on smoking ..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z9O1C...eature=related

Fap · 01-28-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

To learn about the history of cigarettes.

I could have guessed that

but why?

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by banthis

I could have guessed that

but why?

Hmmm. I've read about 75 nonfiction books a year for the past 20 years. Have to keep changing the subject or else it gets REALLY repetitive. Just browsing for books and it seemed like it might be interesting.

D · 01-28-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Sounds like she understands second hand smoke already.

Peaches · 01-28-2008, 03:18 PM

2 years old already?? Damn time flies

Fap · 01-28-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Hmmm. I've read about 75 nonfiction books a year for the past 20 years. Have to keep changing the subject or else it gets REALLY repetitive. Just browsing for books and it seemed like it might be interesting.

Hmm.. whats the verdict?

PornMogul · 01-28-2008, 03:32 PM

The commercials worked on me

RayBonga · 01-28-2008, 04:00 PM

My parents bought me chocolate cigarettes when I was a kid, maybe I should sue them

Peaches · 01-28-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

My parents bought me chocolate cigarettes when I was a kid, maybe I should sue them

We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

Hmm.. whats the verdict?

A little over 100 pages in. An excellent book. One of the better I've read in the past year.

ADL Colin · 01-28-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMogul

The commercials worked on me

TV commercials? Are you that old?

Elli · 01-28-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette

hah I remember those! We thought we were so cool. Thank goodness I never actually started smoking.

Odie · 01-28-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette

don't forget about POPEYE candy smokes...yummy!

severe · 01-28-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cool1

I think cigarettes, and other tobacco products should be made banned

since tobacco has little if no real value it is time society got rid of it.

that literally makes me sick to my stomach to read, and not because im a smoker. but because we dont need the govt controlling every aspect of our lives.

cherrylula · 01-28-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette

They still sell those up the road from here. Candy/gum cigarettes. Knock off logos and everything.

Children are like little sponges, they soak up everything around them.

and I see cops throw cigarette butts out the window almost every week while out running errands.

MissEve · 01-28-2008, 05:06 PM

Good Moms smoke weed! ;)

Peaches · 01-28-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MissEve

Good Moms smoke weed! ;)

Oh lawd - only a handful of us know the background on that comment.

01-28-2008, 03:48 AM	#1
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ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Interesting book by the way. In 1904 a woman was imprisoned for 30 days in New York for endangering the morals of her children by smoking in their presence. A number of states initially outlawed cigarettes. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

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Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Funny how times change. My mom sent me to school on Halloween as a pack of "Kool Milds" back in the 3rd grade.

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