but you aren't screaming on the boards about it.
Shocking! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh your right jedi master.. the force controls my life. i have no control , i just sit back and enjoy the ride. ( and laugh at things that amuse me along the way )

You cannot disprove any of my statements.

Ron, I don't care what you do or don't do in business, this is not my business, but I DO care when somebody uses my posting style and CAPS words the way I got used to doing in the last 7 years.

If you don't stop, I'LL SUE!

sorry, small fry. there are NOT dozens of big companies bouncing checks and just because your only interaction with the bank is pounding your fist against the mac machine because your 50.00 ARS check didn't clear yet, doesn't mean you have a clue about paying affiliates, bank fuckups, or making good on it. And in every case, the "big" programs that had banking issues made good on everything, making my original advice correct.

now run along, chokey, no matter how hard you try to piss up at my, your limp, old dick simply isn't up to the task.

the statute of limitations has clearly run out on your style. :winkwink:

and I'd make the case that our styles are merely similar.

you had various shit stains over the years, I have chokey and notoldschools.

perhaps you should learn to read, nobody said anything about dozens of companies

so what you are saying is you lied about big companies never bouncing checks, you clearly now admit they do , so now you are coming up with an alternative statement because you can't just be a man and admit you were wrong.

ok then , carry on , dont let the facts get in the way of your glorious advice.. :thumbsup

Once again, you claim MY stains, I pissed with Smokey as recent as 1 month ago..

Smokey, tell Ron WHY you believe Jews are God Chosen People
and WHY you were refused conversion in Judaism?

(start with circumcission, please)

:1orglaughperhaps you should learn to read, nobody said anything about big companies never bouncing checks.

as I said, run along, small fry. pissing up at your betters is not something you're young enough to even attempt.

Умирает старый еврей. Жить осталось считанные минуты, и вдруг он почуял запах с кухни. Подзывает он своего внука и говорит:
- Ицик, пойди на кухню и посмотри: по-моему, баба Циля готовит фаршированную рыбу... Проходит сколько-то времени, внук возвращается и говорит:
- Да, ты прав, но бабушка сказала, что это на потом...

you clearly infringe upon my space. chokey is my toy.
It's not like I fuck with you're old toys.

I should have copyrighted
5 LINES PER POST MAX style...
still IS the best out there.

Excuse me!?

Were you banned over Smokey!?
I was, he alleged I was playing with his genetalia and some admin fell for it.
Let's ask Smokey, who is closer to him and his, you or me?

serge you still hold the rights to: ;-)

right?

Wassa matter, Smokey, cat bit your tongue? You can barely survive against 12clicks alone, are you afraid of us teamins up on your genetalia?
I could hold fort against you and all your shit stains buddies, and thsi separates old school from "new school"

my toying with him predates you.
He announced that he was going to "investigate" one of my programs and then made all sorts of silly threats remenisent of an ant yelling up at an elephant. then came back with his tale between his legs.

Its not my fault that I'm still teflon and you got banned. :winkwink:

Yes, but only on the private "Mayflower" board.
NickatIlynx tried to steal it from me but..I prevailed.

On GFY ANYBODY is given permission to use it for free.

Serge, the difference is we used to battle with intelligent business owners. we were challenged. Chokey is just an old chatboard pretender.

OK, you can have him if he is so dear to your heart.

But....I am one of the few who seen his pippy!
:-) *


*- Fletch, just for you and the old times sake.
:)

Good argument,
he is all yours.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh carry on .. i'm sure there are a few people that don't know how to use a search engine that might believe you.

hahaha, when you have to pretend not to be able to read to make your point, is it really worth it?:1orglaugh
"there have NOT been a number of big companies that have bounced checks."

key word "number"

second keyword "idiot" :1orglaugh

nice :)

I'm a sucker for reminiscing

the turn this thread has made is just funny seeing as 12clicks' other thread about racists and all the shit talking etc on this board

i bet if you blather on long enough some people might not notice that you lied and can't be a man and admit it. :2 cents: i know it eats you up getting proven wrong especially by an old man. :1orglaugh

... ;-)))

don't try to save face on your way out, just go.:1orglaugh

god just rolled the dice and the jews got lucky i guess

funny story actually . you know that area on the application that says " do not write here", i wrote "ok"

picky picky sheesh, can you put in a good word for me..:winkwink: pretty please

when in doubt use the old 12clicks "reverse the lie" trick, never admit to a lie even when its in bold print and you wrote it yourself, always deflect the lie to someone else, then ask a 12 year old for some cool names to call them. :1orglaugh

i bet you didn't know i had the 12clicks handbook now did ya..

Are you impetuous or just being facetious?
We've all heard Smokey yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. What is Smokey's secret agenda? I mean, the natural result of Smokey's refrains is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. As a preliminary, I want to discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions -- lamebrained, violent yokels, venom-spouting dunderheads, and ill-natured, wrongheaded drug lords.

NoComments 1996 is calling they want their website back

It's threads like these that prove we don't need the NFL for Sunday entertainment. :1orglaugh

After reading this letter, you will never again be able to trust Comeplay and you will see with crystal clarity the way that the drivel emanating freely from his mouth gives me cause to reach for the nearest vomit pail. To get immediately to the point, the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to punish those who lie or connive at half-truths? It is probably unwise to say this loudly, but if we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that there is a format Comeplay should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. The bottom line is that Comeplay's fairy tales emblematize an increasing deturpation of cultural standards and a triumph of the meretricious.

you sit here and tell people who to act and you back it up acting like you are god LOL, this is to funny. I love threads where people bitch about a late check, it shows a lot about them and this thread shows a lot about you.

Smokey the Bear

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of woodland creatures. A name that makes the government think "those fools." A name that represents a bear takeover of earth.

Those, are primary theorys of what Smokey the Bear is really about. Those who think me a little freak, or SUP (screwed up people) will most likely be saying "Stupid little freak. He's about preventing forrest fires." And that is why I call you a freak. It takes half a mind to realize how false this ploy is. Again, I state a simple equation:

smokey = fire. fire + BEAR = FORREST FIRE

If Smokey stood for preventing fires, his hat might say "Water" or "Cool" or "My name is 'I don't like forrest fire's'" It would not be advertising them! And even if it were, the following NEWLY DISCOVERED (ie, didn't appear in my previous rant) PROOF THAT SMOKEY DOES NOT STAND FOR ANTI-FORREST FIRE'S would completely override it.

Smittologists, the leading scientific experts in Smittensland, have just discovered that humans are not as closely related to monkeys as previously thought. In fact, we might not be related to monkeys AT ALL!

Yes folks, it has been determined that one of if not THE closest relative of the human race is BEARS! And, I think we can all agree that humans are naturally lazy. That being said, it would be naturally asumed that bears are also one of nature's laziest creatures. Still don't see the evidence? Fine (stupid).

A bear eats living things, many a time a day. Therefore, as they don't have human intelligence, instead of rigging those rabbit traps with the circle on the ground, they chase their food. And, that would allow evolution to take place, and cause a bear's prey to become a tree-climbing animal. And, if you still don't see the proof, read on.

So we've already determined that bears are lazy. Therefore, they would not want to climb to catch food. And so, they would be much happier if TREES WERE BURNED DOWN AND PREY HAD NOWHERE TO GO! That being said, I end the "Why Smokey is a fraud" section.

So, one theory of Smokey's true-ness. SMOKEY THE BEAR IS A CIA AGENT. And, I shall breifly repeat previously stated proof for SUP.

Uncle Sam was a well-known propaganda tool. He had a hat, a fuzzy face, and pointed. All things Smokey does/has. Basiclly, Smokey is a future-day representation of Uncle Sam. Also, you might notice that on both the posters and the commercials, Smokey is ALWAYS pointing at you, no matter where you stand. Only the government has this type of magic. And, although it does not directly suggest that Smokey is a CIA agent, I will restate my equation, which I will end up doing many times throughout this rant. Or maybe I won't. But I probably will, because all of the line skipping makes this seem longer. But that chases away readers! Okay, I won't.

Smokey=fire Bear=Forrest Forrest+fire=forrest fire

Next theory: Smokey wants to terrify all the other animals in forrests into being his slaves. How many of you are thinking that I could not possibly have any proof for this theory? Many, I suppose. But I do.

First, he appears calm in commercials. This is to keep us from thinking him a sadistic tyrant. But we should know better! GRIZZLY bears have one of the highest kill rate a year (for bears)!

The other evidence is that if Smokey really is preventing forrest fires, which, since it supports this theory makes me not think as highly of it as others, then he must be doing it for a reason! Namely, having it as a tool. Think about it. If he stops us from lighting forrests on fire, he can threaten animals, saying he'll light thier homes on fire if they don't submit to him! If animals think at some point in time he has no control over all of their homes, they'd revolt!

The final theory I'll state now: Smokey the Bear wants to take over the world. Believe it, people.

"Mommy can I go in that room?" "No! Never!" Five minutes later, the kid is in the room.

When told not to do something, we all naturally want to do it. It's part of being a human. We can't avoid it. We posess natural curiosity of forbidden things. A trait an ingenius bear would play off.

Many things in life require a resource from a tree. Paper and wooden furniture for a start.

I'm sure this all sees like random bits of information. However, it is the evidence for the theory that I believe in the most. Smokey, being the diabolicdal genius, could realize our trait. He says "don't start forrest fires," knowing that it fills us with a curiosity to see what happens if we do burn down all the trees. Eventually, we might, if the commercials continue. And then?

Weakness. Death. This would happen to much of, if not all of, the human race. Leaving Smokey with a clear path to take over the world. Be afraid, be very afraid.

That being said, I offer a warning to all of you who aren't ignorant enough to dismiss this instantly: He knows all--beware him--he is not an innocent grizzly bear.

And now, I thank you for making it all the way through this rant. Good job. It will pay off in time.

A final word: Go now! Spread the word! Or we shall find a warped world, all because of a bear.

son, I merely give advice.
some people take it, some don't. I'd tell you "see you in ten years" but you won't be here so why bother. :winkwink:

i am here whats the dilly here?????????????