When you find guy dead on floor, dont call 911 - call Mary kate Olsen - GoFuckYourself.com

Fletch XXX · 01-24-2008, 06:33 AM

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At 2:45 p.m., the massage therapist showed up for Ledger's appointment, knocked on his door and got no answer. She later noticed Ledger was unconscious and called actress Mary-Kate Olsen, whose number was programmed into Ledger's cell phone, to seek advice.

Olsen said she would send over her private security. In the ensuing moments, the massage therapist realized that Ledger might be dead, called Olsen again, then called 911. Paramedics — and Olsen's security people — arrived minutes later.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h...LpDIgD8UC1ODO0

you only call a drug friend before calling cops when you know its drug related death or overdose.

CDSmith · 01-24-2008, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

you only call a drug friend before calling cops when you know its drug related death or overdose.

Or when you're too stupid to know the number for nine-one-one. :D

Seriously, the way that article reads, the massage therapist comes off like a comlete dipshit.

sltr · 01-24-2008, 06:44 AM

and then?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-24-2008, 06:55 AM

Maybe she worked for her and was afraid of what would happen to her if she called th police - and therefore the media - straight away.

alby_persignup · 01-24-2008, 07:08 AM

why? can she make a dead guy alive?

Gman.357 · 01-24-2008, 07:38 AM

I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.

PunchBunny Laura · 01-24-2008, 07:38 AM

Thats horrible.... even thou he was dead i cant believe shed phone someone first to see what to do.. weirdddd

Sarah_Jayne · 01-24-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gman.357

I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.

Exactly..the employee probably had been told what to do in such situations. Had he not died they would have tried to clean things up first.

Naughty-Pages · 01-24-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Gman.357

I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.

that's EXACTLY what i was thinking! LOL

gornyhuy · 01-24-2008, 08:06 AM

Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?

cherrylula · 01-24-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?

probably a tranny hooker.

sltr · 01-24-2008, 08:41 AM

i would bet she simply hit redial on his phone and mary kate was the last one he had called.

mattz · 01-24-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?

sounds about right

MikeB · 01-24-2008, 10:18 AM

She should have called Chuck Norris.

PGR · 01-24-2008, 10:28 AM

Apparently the masseuse was in the apartment for 45 mins before she decided to call 911

Rochard · 01-24-2008, 10:31 AM

The first person I call when I find a dead body is always Mary kate Olsen.

Who else would you call? Britney?

Xrated J · 01-24-2008, 10:31 AM

she probably read her name and number on the pill bottle

TurboAngel · 01-24-2008, 10:34 AM

Y'all crack me up!

I think 911 would have been my 1st call.

Brujah · 01-24-2008, 11:30 AM

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Apparently the masseuse was in the apartment for 45 mins before she decided to call 911

Are you serious?

NosMo · 01-24-2008, 12:21 PM

This is so fucked up, But it is nice to know that if I ever need to clean up a dead hooker, I now know who to call.

NosMo

Steve Awesome · 01-24-2008, 12:22 PM

They are both technically negligent. I'm sure stupid shit like this happens all the time with people fucking around wondering what to do when someone is non-responsive.

Brother Bilo · 01-24-2008, 12:25 PM

Sounds shady. Is Mary Kate the new drug kingpin among actors looking for some sweet ass pills? That would be awesome.

pizzaid · 01-24-2008, 12:30 PM

they both were high.......

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Peaches · 01-24-2008, 12:59 PM

I'm not sure I'd even call 911. If someone's dead, it isn't exactly an emergency. I have the local non-emergency number for the sheriff's office near my phone. Hopefully I won't find a dead celebrity here and need to use it.

shekinah · 01-24-2008, 01:06 PM

If it was me. I'll call 911 and then cops, the hell I care if people feast on me.

Holly · 01-24-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NosMo

This is so fucked up, But it is nice to know that if I ever need to clean up a dead hooker, I now know who to call.

NosMo

If you can't reach me at home, hit me on my cell.

theking · 01-24-2008, 03:08 PM

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I'm not sure I'd even call 911. If someone's dead, it isn't exactly an emergency. I have the local non-emergency number for the sheriff's office near my phone. Hopefully I won't find a dead celebrity here and need to use it.

If the person is dead...I would not call 911. I would call a funeral home and let hem take it from there. If there was some doubt about the person being dead...and I determined that I could get the person to the hospital quicker than waiting for a 911 response...I would not call 911. If 911 would be the quickest way to get the person EMT care and to the hospital then I would call 911.

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