• When you are waiting to cross a road and oncoming cars from each direction slow down - but not slow enough so you can cross - just in case you suddenly revert to being six and run out, when you could have made it easily across had they both been going at their usual speed
• People who treat busy city centre streets as their own personal footpath, choosing to cross into the path of you instead of walking on a fucking normal straight-path
• Misjudging a junction crossing, running across it because the little red man is on, only to find it turns green a second after you began your olympic cross-the-road-sprint
• Not being able to count change needed for an item fast enough in a store
• Not knowing where to look when ordering at a bar, only to completely miss the barmaid and have to wait some more

...and that's just today!

Fuck where to start.....
People fucking annoy me. all of them.
all so called experts that once they open their mouths insert both feet to the knees
All Politics
Fake Bitches
My roommate
Al Gore.


More later

NosMo

-People that talk to me while I'm going to the bathroom.
-People that are always negative.

People who don't know the difference between hydrogenated and non-hydrogenated margarine annoy me.

There's a movie called "High Strung" which is basically a guy (Steve Oedekerk) using all these little annoyances that come up in his daily life to trigger him into extended rants at the camera. Jim Carrey makes a token appearance as well as the "Biff" guy from back to the future. Rented it on video ages ago but I can't find it anywhere now... it's a great movie! :)

People who continue to talk to me long after i have started ignoring them.
When im on the phone and my girl comes in the room and starts talking to me like i should be able to pay attention to both conversations.
When my girl gets pissed at me for not listining to her when im on the phone.
Drunk people who have to touch you every fucking time they talk to you.
Fat people who eat like pigs then bitch that no matter what they do they cant lose weight.
Wiggers
People who type "lik dis" or "ima gangsta" and "sup wit dat shiz"
People who are constantly fucking late
Assholes who always have a fucking excuse for being assholes
anyone under 20 with 3 fucking kids
parents of pregnent 16 year old girls
The fucking HEAD-ON commercial makes me wanna shoot the fucking tv
The new music they have on the radio sucks balls
When the girl at the McDonalds drive through hands me my coffee like I just ruined her fucking day by going through the fucking drive through.
Britney Spears, Period
When someone calls me then puts me on hold...........
The bitch at the post office who waits 5 minutes between customers before saying next.
assholes. assholes. assholes.
When i HAD (past tense) AOL, called customer support, and got someone from fucking india.
And my number 1: WHEN I SHAKE THE KETCHUP AND GET IT ALL OVER BECAUSE SOME DICK DIDN'T TIGHTEN THE FUCKING CAP.

Thank you for letting me vent. I needed that.

I can't stand homes and businesses without address numbers I you can see from the street.

I hate it when people leave the last couple of squares of toilet paper on the roll rather than use them and changing the roll.
I can't stand people who don't follow the "no double dipping" rule when sharing chips and dip.
There are so many more things that bug the hell out of me but there's just to many to list.

People in crowded places like Costco or Ikea with a huge fucking cart and four or five kids who just stop and get a sample completely oblivious that they have jacked up traffic flow for everyone. I want to bash my cart into their achilles as hard as I can......maybe even take out a kid or two.

I also hate it when there is no hook to hang a purse in a womens bathroom so you have to try and hold your purse in your teeth or hang it around your neck while you hover!

Sort of like the mustard thing, I hate the smegma that is left on prepackaged lunch meat, gross! I have to wipe it off with a paper towel and put it in a new ziploc.

but if I didn't know that I would be even fatter than I am now and that would annoy other people

I am with you on the carts. Just last night, after the mustard thing, I went on a supermarket run for dog food and I couldn't get down the aisle because a woman had blocked the entire pathway with her cart and her kid was in it so I couldn't go through without knocking it and scaring the kid. I stood there politely for about three minutes waiting for her to move. I should be more rud sometimes.

My neighbor I want to pull a gun on his head grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sounds more than something tiny

When you get, what is ment to be a clean spoon from the draw out to eat your lunch with..
And half way thru eating you realise theres some kind of dried green left over food on it from where the dishwasher left it on there..
YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

people that type PROLLY instead of PROBABLY. I don't know what, but that bothers the shit out of me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Peanut Butter in my jelly jar.
Jelly in my Peanut Butter jar.

Toast crumbs in the butter.
Honey on the toilet seat.

OOH YES!!! I can't stand toast crumbs in the butter!!!

Honey on the toilet seat?:1orglaugh

Don't get me started. How about grilled cheese in the VCR?

burrs in the dog's fur

and people with buck teeth that look like they could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.


Had enuff? :D

People with no common sense really piss me off. It's not cute, it's retarded.

People with their kids on leashes

When you're craving something all day and when you get home, you find out your roomate ate it. Damn, that one really pisses me.

I heard it's the leading cause of roommate death in North America.

People that make little noises while eating. That annoys me a lot!

:(

Sometimes I am too afraid to ask.

People who sit in a fine restaurant and blow their nose into the linen napkin, then open it up and check it for chuncks.

Chicks that get boob jobs, then turn into the biggest pain in the ass ever !

I know a few girls around here who have had it done, and now they walk around thinking they are something special, and just act like fucking idiots in general.


A girl i've known for years got hers done 2 months ago. I can't believe how much her attitude to most things stinks now, compared to what it used to be. Dumb whore...

I must admit i hate that too and people people who bite there finger nails and just spit them out :mad:

Thats a big one for me.

Also, people that are oblivious to the other people around them in public. It really can't be that hard to realize you're in the way of people trying to walk on the sidewalk, get on the subway or walk down an aisle of a store.

And don't get me started on common courtesy :disgust


Hmmmm, it does feel good to vent :winkwink:

People who stand on the left side of an escalator..it's just like when driving on the highway! MOVE OVER, you lazy fuck! and then when you say excuse me they look at you like you're crazy for walking down/up the escalator!

people who don't move when you say excuse me so you have to say it LOUDER!

people who run into you (shoulder check y0u) and don't say anything....ignorant bastards!

when you let someone in on the streets and they don't "wave" to say thank you.

I love CORN KITTY lol....

Drunken rambling. I hate a drunk that will continue to ramble on just to hear themselves talk. I put my fingers in my ears and start singing really loud to myself.

Inconsideration of others is a major pet peeve. People who do stuff just to satisfy themselves no matter if it makes others uncomfortable or puts them out in any way.

People who whine about their bad life when its their fault they are in the mess they are.

Scapegoatism.

Stepping on wet carpet with clean socks on. I have all wood floors in my house for this reason.

:Oh crap That's me out of the running then...

LOL glad I'm not the only one!:thumbsup

- Beggars on the street. Fucking snakes asking for money or cigarettes, this city is filled with them.
- People who start fights randomly. Fuck off you idiots... go join fight club if you wanna fight. Go to a boxing school or something. I don't have the time or energy for that kind of childish bullshit.

There's a lot more but I'll save that for later.

Tonight it is when people write recipes but don't list all the needed ingredients in the ingredients list.

Allow me to append that with:

• Beggars who sit near cash machines in some overly-optimistic hope that you'll get enough cash out for you, and then give them the change that is a 10/20/50 bill because they decided to sit near the bank

My mother is famous for having "A lump of oleo" in all her baking recipes. WTF is a lump? Plus so few people even know what oleo is any more, lol.

Funny you should mention oleo. I just finished a project of putting recipes online from a church cookbook printed in 1980 that my grandmother saved and gave to me when I got married. Most of the people that submitted recipes are related to me and the book is taking beating and I didn't want the recipes to get lost. Nearly every baking recipe lists oleo. I bet it felt very modern then too.

slow restaurant workers at lunch time.

slow workers in general.