losing things the very moment you need them - car keys f.ex

wires - i hate wires, if you leave them alone too long they snake together into a big fucking mess. then you have to be in some crazy position under a desk to work out what the fuck is going on.

haha... classic

That's why I always squeeze a little down the drain first


my pet peeve at home is when people do not shut cabinet and pantry doors and leave them wide open. I'll come home and every door in the kitchen will be open

My ultimate is when I go out of my way to slow down or move so someone can move into my lane and I don't get a courtesy wave. Holy shit, I just want to roll up next to them and just start ramming the car off the road.

Also, people who wear a bluetooth ear pieces when they aren't on a phone call. Just take it off if you aren't on a call, it makes people look like total douchebags. Fuck, that one really gets me and I have no idea why.

#1 pet peeve for me:

When you accidently bump into someone or cut in front of them by mistake, apologize for it with a nice smile(not a bitchy smirk) and they walk away shaking their head back and forth like an old person. Makes me crazy!!! I want to rip their head clean off their body.

AAAHhhh
 

Ok I can say this. When people decide to merge and DON'T use blinkers to signal. And make last minute decisions to cut you off and the slow way down to like 55 in the fast lane of traffic with no one in front of them!

Just people in general with a shitty attitudes..:2 cents:

People who merge onto the highway by slowing down!!! what are they thinking? "I'm going to merge into 70 mph traffic, I better slow down to 45 to get it right!"

People who argue just to "win" the argument. You'll know this has happened when you disagree over the schedule and find yourself hollering about the office christmas party 13 years ago.

People who are constantly negative. You could say to them "thats a great dress" and instead of a "thank you", you get a littany of problems. Everything from picking it out, to the horrible sales person, to the smell in the dressing room. Here's an idea: just take the damn compliment. Here's a fun game with these people. Say nothing to them unless they say something nice. See how long it takes. You'll be amazed but not surprised.

Along the same lines, when you say "hi" or "hows it going" to someone, and they take it as a signal to open the floodgates and tell you everything thats happening in their life. It was just a greeting.. honest. I'm not Dr. Phil.

How peoples brains cease to function properly as soon as they sit in the drivers seat of a car. Maybe a lion or hippo thinks you're some large animal with round rubber feet.. but people know it's really just you. So behave yourself.

5000000000000

That erks me too.

also, when debating/having an intelligent argument, and everytime you respond with ration and reason you get the reply, "So, I don't care". Even Bush can come up with something better than that.

Pandora obviously wasnt a member of GFY....

Paper cuts, waiting at the ATM machine, thick cunts on quiz shows that are so dense they make Paris Hilton look like Stephen Hawking, and when having a sandwich made the person making it not cutting off the end piece so I dont get harder bread on one slice.

Oh and my local radio station always fuck up their adverts, they are playing one then another cuts right in. I actually listen to them now just so I can seethe in frustration at their lack of quality control and general ineptitude. Perhaps its a plan to wind up anally retentive people like me and force us to listen? I dunno it wouldnt surprise me...

Use of the phrase "very unique."

It's redundant.

it's either "unique" or it isn't.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

white people

women who dont fall for my seductive ways

People saying irregardless or suposebly.

I can't stand when people mount the toilet paper "backwards". Why the fuck would anyone think it makes sense to have the loose end hang down the back?

along the same lines...I get annoyed when people say things like 'I am a little bit devastated'. If you are devastated there is no 'little' about it.

we live in an apartment on the groundfloor,

everyday, the tenants on the (i dont know 2nd, 3rd or 4th floor) throws down their USED cotton buds on our pathway... fuck them... im very tempted to buy a wireless spy cam just to caught who it was.

People whom blame their vices (drug use etc) for their short-comings, or the error in/of THEIR ways, because they know right-wing wackos will gladly forgive them.

Example: the local drug dealer made me buy the drugs that made me kill that bitch. Yah, she was ex-wife. So??

Ditto that

are cotton buds tissues or kleenex?

We live in a block of two story apartments where each of them open up to an outdoor walkway. Our place is the one right next to the garbage shoot. Nearly every morning I wake up to somebody that has left a giant trash bag outside of the shoot. That bag was always going to be too big to go down the shoot (everybody else uses small garbage bags or re-uses plastic grocery bags) so they were never intending to actually put it down. Often they don't even tie it and then you have the threat of their rubbish spilling out on the walkway ..in the past when that has happened it has included a lot of old hair extensions.

I don't know exactly who it is doing that but if I ever am awake at the hour they do it and catch them they might get hurt.

q-tips ..ewww

ahahahaha AMEN! they actually think they are KOOL w/ their bluetooth! altho, I use my headset sometimes when i'm walking down the st on a call...helps keep my hands free or from getting cold!...it's -15 up here.

People who come to your house that don't take off their shoes! Just b/c I'm wearing shoes doesn't mean that YOU can! ( I have slippers or indoor shoes that I wear)...Why should I have to ASK?? You could have stepped in a pile of dog shit and puke before you walked into my house!

Knock-off hand bags....if you can't afford it...Don't rock it like you CAN!

People who drive in the left hand lane and don't move over...even after you have Hi-beamed them!

Fat people who bitch about being fat and roll their eyes when I talk about weightloss...as if I am naturally skinny!

People who hit me up on MYSPACE and send me pics of their penis'...DID I ASK you for it?? lmao



ooo Sarah, you opened pandora's box! lmao!

yep that's nastyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
But a cool name for Q-tips :winkwink:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

And people who drive round for hours looking for the closest parking spot in the lot,. And especially the ones who wait with their turn signal on for 10 minutes as a family of 8 loads all of their groceries in just to take their spot... and I get stuck waiting behind them because they are right in the center of the lane so I can not get around on either side!
Ugh.

Naturally skinny chicks who flash their hi-beams while I'm tooling in the left lane at my own pace.

hehee j/k.

ahahahaha very funny Tom!:upsidedow

Now it is that one bit of popcorn kernel that has to get jammed up in my gums when I dare to make microwave popcorn.

people who pull out in front of you or pass you while driving and then slow down

when people ask questions they already know answers to

when people ask questions they can easily figure out themselves

when people ask the same question 3 different ways hoping to get a different answer


... im not in a very good people mood today :D

left lane drivers.

and thread starters. fuck those guys.

I could write an essay in this thread, but I'll start with this one. People who think margarine is a real food item annoy me.

Did someone mention Duke Dollars banner? LOL.

Good call. That fucking banner pisses me off. :mad:

The fact that I can't possibly use my blinkers to make a lane change, because that will prompt the guy further back in the lane I'm aiming for to downshift and hit the gas like a madman, so it is better that I do a surprise lane change in the name of driving safely.

People who don't pull over to drop people off or pick them up, even if there is room, forcing you to pass them on the opposing lane. Double points if the opposing lane is busy. Triple points if there are a hundred cars behind you as well.

People who, after years of these technologies being available, haven't grasped the concept of call waiting or vibrating cellphones. Like when you're chatting with a friend, and a call comes in and it's something important, you interrupt the friend and say "wait a second, I have another call coming in, I'll be right back in a sec" and they have absolutely no fucking idea what that means, and they hang up while you're on the other call, undoubtedly because they think you hung up on them. Or when a call interrupts you during a conversation, and you take a quick glance at your phone to see if it's something important (which is why you want vibrate in the first place -- so as not to interrupt unless it's important), realizing it's an important call, telling your friend "wait a sec, got a call," picking up the cellphone and answering the call, but your friend continues to talk as if nothing ever happened. Come to think of it I have some pretty dumb friends.

What do people actually do at ATMs while I'm waiting anyway? Oh, and when they call them ATM machines, that's annoying too since the M in ATM is Machine. Same goes for PIN number.

People who keep telling me that my car's shocks are no good, when the signs clearly point to the tired springs -- if my shocks really did suck, the ride would be springier. I mean, come on people, learn the basics of automotive suspension technologies. (OK that was a bit much) On the automotive standpoint, Hummer H2s in general. H1s I can heartily agree with. If you don't have enough money for an H1, don't spend it on a lame imitation -- many other vehicles kick so much more ass at the same price range than an H2. If you really want a massive, gigantic vehicle I'd have more respect if you bought a Ford Excursion.

Just because it's a small cigarette butt doesn't stop it from being littering. I'd love to collect the total amount of cigs that are dropped by a regular smoker, and dump them on his front lawn.

"The Duke, the Duke"

People who complain about shit! Where do they get off going on a rant anyway? :P

I'll come up with some more later.

You assholes have just reminded me of all the little things that annoy me - thanks ;)