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Old 01-16-2008, 10:07 AM   #1
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Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

(6) She makes onions cry.

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:09 AM   #2
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:13 AM   #3
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(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her. LOL
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:21 AM   #4
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NICE - (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:36 AM   #5
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:43 AM   #6
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Lol, the last one is just TOO funny!!

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Old 01-16-2008, 10:49 AM   #7
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:51 AM   #8
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:06 AM   #9
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:10 AM   #10
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:12 AM   #11
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:57 AM   #12
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(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

Now that's too much
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:18 PM   #13
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(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.
Ouch...
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:02 PM   #14
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(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
poor girl.

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Old 01-16-2008, 02:19 PM   #15
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:38 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:22 PM   #17
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(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

--I can imagine this... someone help me get this image outta my head!!!!
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:43 PM   #18
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:42 PM   #19
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:15 PM   #20
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:33 PM   #21
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Heh heh..those were pretty good
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:43 AM   #22
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The're all pretty funny..
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