Your girlfriend is ugly when...
 

(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

(6) She makes onions cry.

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.

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(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her. LOL

NICE - (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

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Lol, the last one is just TOO funny!!

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#6 for me LOL :)

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"Your favourite saying is beauty is at the flick of a lightswitch"

funny shiiiet

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Now that's too much:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ouch... :1orglaugh

poor girl. :Oh crap

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:1orglaugh hahaha nice ones!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice one

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

--I can imagine this... someone help me get this image outta my head!!!!

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number one wins

Haha yeah agreed.

Heh heh..those were pretty good

The're all pretty funny..:1orglaugh

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