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MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 03:46 PM

I was driving on the highway and a cop pulled me over, told me to get out the car and pointed out my big pipe i was carrying was not properly secured and was to dangerous for women and i should fasten it up properly.

He also told my i have to have a permit to carry such a big load.

he then put me in cuffs and took me to the town station.

what an asshole! i am free now though!

Oracle Porn · 01-15-2008, 03:51 PM

u became the new darkjedi now?

xmas13 · 01-15-2008, 03:55 PM

shit happens, welcome to alberta.

tehHinjew · 01-15-2008, 03:58 PM

lol a big pipe?

MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

u became the new darkjedi now?

can you read: there is only 1 MetaMan.

you have been the village idiot for many years, how does it feel?

BVF · 01-15-2008, 03:59 PM

GAMEFINEST · 01-15-2008, 04:01 PM

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-15-2008, 04:02 PM

haven't been arrested for a while, it gets kind of old after a while. glad they let you keep your huge pipe. some lucky lady would have been severely disappointed if she didn't have her plumbing reworked...

01-15-2008, 04:05 PM

This photo just in of the officer in question.

"MetaMan, you need a permit to carry such a big load. I can assist you in acquiring said permit."
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cezam · 01-15-2008, 04:06 PM

you'd better get rid of that pipe before they bust you again and you end up in jail

MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

This photo just in of the officer in question.

"MetaMan, you need a permit to carry such a big load. I can assist you in acquiring said permit."
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IT WAS A WOMAN COP
why cant women be cops?

do you have something against professional women?!?!?!??!

SUPPORT THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT

01-15-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

IT WAS A WOMAN COP
why cant women be cops?

do you have something against professional women?!?!?!??!

SUPPORT THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT

Actually now that you mention it, the majority of them are too small to be of use in situations when they need to physically restrain someone. Hence the increased use of tasers lately.

I don't have a problem with women cops if they can do the job, but they really need to do something about their minimum enrolment requirements. Some of the women police around here are barely tall enough to see over the dash of their cruiser.

MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

Actually now that you mention it, the majority of them are too small to be of use in situations when they need to physically restrain someone. Hence the increased use of tasers lately.

I don't have a problem with women cops if they can do the job, but they really need to do something about their minimum enrolment requirements. Some of the women police around here are barely tall enough to see over the dash of their cruiser.

WOMEN cops are twice as worse because of this they feel the need to be total bitches to be respected.

i got karate poked in the throat once by a women cop, i was confused about my manlyhood for days but then i remember about the tank in my pants.

TurboAngel · 01-15-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

WOMEN cops are twice as worse because of this they feel the need to be total bitches to be respected.

i got karate poked in the throat once by a women cop, i was confused about my manlyhood for days but then i remember about the tank in my pants.

LOL My Aunt is a cop and she does that all the time, just looking at her you would never know she was a cop, she's like 5"2 and 100 pounds and a black belt. My Uncle on the other hand never comes out of cop mode he's a fucking dick.

MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

LOL My Aunt is a cop and she does that all the time, just looking at her you would never know she was a cop, she's like 5"2 and 100 pounds and a black belt. My Uncle on the other hand never comes out of cop mode he's a fucking dick.

you should fuck them both in the ass.

D · 01-15-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

...and pointed out my big pipe ...

Chef86 · 01-15-2008, 04:31 PM

hehe was the woman cop at least hot?

MetaMan · 01-15-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by whiteknight

hehe was the woman cop at least hot?

size 12 feet, big nose, man hands, big fake tits, smelt like maple syrup.

HOTTAY

lazycash · 01-15-2008, 05:42 PM

Ok, the big dick charade is getting old now, it was funny a few months back.

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It sure is a bitch being Metaman. Damn.

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TheHooker · 01-15-2008, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I was driving on the highway and a cop pulled me over, told me to get out the car and pointed out my big pipe i was carrying was not properly secured and was to dangerous for women and i should fasten it up properly.

He also told my i have to have a permit to carry such a big load.

he then put me in cuffs and took me to the town station.

what an asshole! i am free now though!

so how does it feel to be a black man!

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