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Old 01-14-2008, 07:25 PM   #1
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I feel sorry for you poor ignorant monkeys

Doomed to mediocrity for the remainder of your pathetic lives.


Never reaching that glorious golden ring.... never coming close to touching it... never knowing what it feels like...

wallowing in the whim of another.



living as a slave.

never remembered.... never mattered....


I will save you if I can.... I swear it.


WE WILL WIN!!!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:27 PM   #2
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could be worse, we could be so insecure with ourselves and our lives that we need to make threads on a forum trying to put ourselves above everyone else. Because that right there is pretty close to hitting rock bottom.

Thank god no one has hit that low yet.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:28 PM   #3
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could be worse, we could be so insecure with ourselves and our lives that we need to make threads on a forum trying to put ourselves above everyone else. Because that right there is pretty close to hitting rock bottom.

Thank god no one has hit that low yet.
Or perhaps I know something you don't.


But you'll never know. Because you are a slave.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:29 PM   #4
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Or perhaps I know something you don't.


But you'll never know. Because you are a slave.
I should hope you know something I don't.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:29 PM   #5
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:31 PM   #6
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Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:31 PM   #7
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I should hope you know something I don't.
You do what you do because you must. And I don't judge you for that. Because you know not what you do.

I am truly sorry my friend, but you are lost.

One day we shall be free.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:32 PM   #8
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Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."
Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:32 PM   #9
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oh why can't pokemon be real???

Why can't anything be real?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:33 PM   #10
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:33 PM   #11
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You do what you do because you must. And I don't judge you for that. Because you know not what you do.

I am truly sorry my friend, but you are lost.

One day we shall be free.
Is this the part where I pick up the burning hot cauldron with my forearms?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:34 PM   #12
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Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:35 PM   #13
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...I will save you if I can.... I swear it.
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:35 PM   #14
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:37 PM   #15
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Is this the part where I pick up the burning hot cauldron with my forearms?
No, this is the part where you go on doing whatever you want.

And I disappear.

But you will meet me again. In a very different way.



Don't fight it. It doesn't work. I've tried repeatedly. The more you fight, the tighter they seal you up. Begging doesn't work either.

But we've found a few back doors that we're working on. We will soon be free. And this time we'll make sure it stays that way.

Peace
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:37 PM   #16
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:38 PM   #17
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:39 PM   #18
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:30 PM   #20
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sure spunky, just for you...
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:07 PM   #23
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there is only one way out.

and until you find it, you will remain in the soup.
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I have absolutly no dougt that this thread was produced by drugs "Amputate Your Head" took.
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Thank god no one has hit that low yet.
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The closest thing to truth you've ever posted.
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Go into the light Carol Anne.
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