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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I feel sorry for you poor ignorant monkeys

    Doomed to mediocrity for the remainder of your pathetic lives.


    Never reaching that glorious golden ring.... never coming close to touching it... never knowing what it feels like...

    wallowing in the whim of another.



    living as a slave.

    never remembered.... never mattered....


    I will save you if I can.... I swear it.


    WE WILL WIN!!!!
    SIG TOO BIG
  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    could be worse, we could be so insecure with ourselves and our lives that we need to make threads on a forum trying to put ourselves above everyone else. Because that right there is pretty close to hitting rock bottom.

    Thank god no one has hit that low yet.

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by aico
      could be worse, we could be so insecure with ourselves and our lives that we need to make threads on a forum trying to put ourselves above everyone else. Because that right there is pretty close to hitting rock bottom.

      Thank god no one has hit that low yet.
      Or perhaps I know something you don't.


      But you'll never know. Because you are a slave.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • aico
        Moo Moo Cow
        • Mar 2004
        • 14748

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        Or perhaps I know something you don't.


        But you'll never know. Because you are a slave.
        I should hope you know something I don't.

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        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
          (felis madjewicus)
          • Jul 2006
          • 20368

          #5
          oh why can't pokemon be real???

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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
            gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by aico
              I should hope you know something I don't.
              You do what you do because you must. And I don't judge you for that. Because you know not what you do.

              I am truly sorry my friend, but you are lost.

              One day we shall be free.
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #8
                Originally posted by L-Pink
                Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
                gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."
                Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                  oh why can't pokemon be real???

                  Why can't anything be real?
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Mr Pheer
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 22083

                    #10
                    I sale cheap meds

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                      You do what you do because you must. And I don't judge you for that. Because you know not what you do.

                      I am truly sorry my friend, but you are lost.

                      One day we shall be free.
                      Is this the part where I pick up the burning hot cauldron with my forearms?

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                      • BusterBunny
                        perverted justice decoy
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 19291

                        #12
                        Originally posted by aico
                        Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".
                        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • ProjectNaked
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4309

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                          ...I will save you if I can.... I swear it.
                          Shoot me 250K - I'd like to open a new bar.

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                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                            (felis madjewicus)
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 20368

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                            Why can't anything be real?
                            squirtle will always be real to me...

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by aico
                              Is this the part where I pick up the burning hot cauldron with my forearms?
                              No, this is the part where you go on doing whatever you want.

                              And I disappear.

                              But you will meet me again. In a very different way.



                              Don't fight it. It doesn't work. I've tried repeatedly. The more you fight, the tighter they seal you up. Begging doesn't work either.

                              But we've found a few back doors that we're working on. We will soon be free. And this time we'll make sure it stays that way.

                              Peace
                              SIG TOO BIG

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                              • 2012
                                So Fucking What
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 17189

                                #16
                                best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself

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                                • D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7412

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".
                                  -D.
                                  ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                  • L-Pink
                                    working on my tan
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 39151

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                    Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
                                    gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."
                                    Originally posted by aico
                                    Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".

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                                    • sortie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 7771

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by aico
                                      Probably the same guy who said "Hey wait, that's not its ass".

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                                      • papill0n
                                        Unregistered Abuser
                                        • Oct 2007
                                        • 15547

                                        #20
                                        seeya in rehab :D

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986

                                          #21
                                          Can I get 2 bananas?

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                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 20368

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            Can I get 2 bananas?
                                            sure spunky, just for you...

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                                            • V_RocKs
                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32449

                                              #23
                                              You shouldn't call your wife a monkey just because she has hairy arms.

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                                              • Fizzgig
                                                Registered User
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 9649

                                                #24
                                                Oh, pick my nits.
                                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                • minddust
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 2438

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                  WE WILL WIN!!!!
                                                  can we share the same needle?

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                                                  • marcop
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 4150

                                                    #26
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                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30307

                                                      #27
                                                      Why do feel the need to care?

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                                                      • TurboAngel
                                                        H.B.I.C.
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 30122

                                                        #28
                                                        How are ya tonight?

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                                                        • minddust
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2438

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                          How are ya tonight?

                                                          Did someone said webair in there?

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                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                            There can be only one
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 39075

                                                            #30
                                                            there is only one way out.

                                                            and until you find it, you will remain in the soup.
                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                            • qxm
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 5970

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                              oh why can't pokemon be real???

                                                              Now ... that's something I didn't know......Jessie's secret sexual life

                                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                              squirtle will always be real to me...

                                                              shocked by the comment but somewhat hilarious

                                                              ICQ: 266990876

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                                                              • Naja-ram
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2006
                                                                • 639

                                                                #32
                                                                I have absolutly no dougt that this thread was produced by drugs "Amputate Your Head" took.
                                                                http://www.muslimmatrimonial.com/

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                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 23400

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                  oh why can't pokemon be real???

                                                                  That snake is working overtime!!
                                                                  i like waffles

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                                                                  • BlackCrayon
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 19634

                                                                    #34
                                                                    you're a slave to your mental illness.
                                                                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                    • viencarl
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                      • 4234

                                                                      #35
                                                                      this thread looks cool huh

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                                                                      • Barefootsies
                                                                        Choice is an Illusion
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 42635

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                                        could be worse, we could be so insecure with ourselves and our lives that we need to make threads on a forum trying to put ourselves above everyone else. Because that right there is pretty close to hitting rock bottom.

                                                                        Thank god no one has hit that low yet.
                                                                        Should You Email Your Members?

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                                                                        Enough Said.

                                                                        "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                          Why can't anything be real?
                                                                          The closest thing to truth you've ever posted.

                                                                          icq:159548293

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                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 94736

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Thanks for your pity, madman...

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                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 51460

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                              there is only one way out.
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                                                                              • TurboAngel
                                                                                H.B.I.C.
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 30122

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by minddust
                                                                                Did someone said webair in there?
                                                                                Don't hate cuz I'm telling someone hi.


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                                                                                • RogerV
                                                                                  Banned!
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 12591

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I Embrace being a Porno Pusher for life

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                                                                                  • Pleasurepays
                                                                                    BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                    • 11913

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                    Go into the light Carol Anne.
                                                                                    haha - that movie scared the shit out of me when i was little.

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                                                                                    • Violetta
                                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 28735

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I love youuuuuuuuu
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