WOMEN of GFY let me show what you have been missing: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 02:48 PM

i will make you smile, i will wipe your tears when you are sad, i will remember your birthday, i will listen, i will be truthworthy, i will fuck you the way you want to be fucked and you wont have to tell me i will just know,

I will treat you like a real woman, i am the real man you have always dreamed of and never thought existed, you know the white knight in fariy tales? that is me....

dont worry about him anymore...
women of GFY you are all beautiful to me...

let me show you what you have been missing.

Casa Nova · 01-09-2008, 02:55 PM

*claps*

You've made me gay I love you meta! lol

Holly · 01-09-2008, 02:59 PM

Are you drinking again?

xentech · 01-09-2008, 03:00 PM

haha, what a fucking douche, whever your serious or not

Kelli58 · 01-09-2008, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Are you drinking again?

LOL

aico · 01-09-2008, 03:05 PM

good luck with those fuglies who don't like bad boys.

Why don't you write a sweet poem and scare off what women are left.

scottybuzz · 01-09-2008, 03:08 PM

metaman is a KING

If I had a party Metaman would be first on the list.

D · 01-09-2008, 03:10 PM

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

good luck with those fuglies who don't like bad boys.

Why don't you write a sweet poem and scare off what women are left.

i am such a good boy but so bad at the sametime,

this is why i have always dated and fucked dime pieces

while you sit at home and play video games with your buddies and look at this month issue of maxim magazine and talk about "how banging a chick is" i am out banging those girls.

i dont need to write poems once i make eye contact i already have them

see aico when women look at me they see a real man, when they look at you they see a boy. and there will always be the difference no matter how old you are.

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 03:20 PM

you haters wonder why your girl isnt "freaky" in bed, it is because you are not man enough to bring it out of them.

send them over to me i will make it easier on you.

Brother Bilo · 01-09-2008, 03:21 PM

So what they've been missing is a sensitive guy dudes opinion on how their day went? I don't get it.

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

So what they've been missing is a sensitive guy dudes opinion on how their day went? I don't get it.

i will wipe their tears, take them to the bedroom and fuck them like they have never been fucked before and they will forget you even existed.

that is what you are missing.

AZSarah · 01-09-2008, 03:24 PM

Wome of Gfy... lol, there are like 5 of us who actually post here daily.

This thread is funny, another gem!

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Wome of Gfy... lol, there are like 5 of us who actually post here daily.

This thread is funny, another gem!

it's ok Sarah i am not about quantity i am about quality.

lbc213 · 01-09-2008, 03:25 PM

Your a tool.

mrwilson · 01-09-2008, 03:27 PM

lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Minte · 01-09-2008, 03:44 PM

Maybe you need to break out your guitar and sing it to them.

Violetta · 01-09-2008, 03:49 PM

I love you too metaman!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-09-2008, 03:49 PM

MetaMan delivers...

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova

*claps*

You've made me gay I love you meta! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

metaman is a KING

If I had a party Metaman would be first on the list.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

I love you too metaman!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

MetaMan delivers...

thanks guys, dont mind the haters,

i feel bad for alot of women they do not know there is REAL MEN out there, and i blame the haters for this, they convince men are simps when realy there is pimps like us.

CDSmith · 01-09-2008, 04:02 PM

You know what they say,

"she who waits for the white knight
ends up cleaning up after the horse"

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i will make you smile, i will wipe your tears when you are sad, i will remember your birthday, i will listen, i will be truthworthy, i will fuck you the way you want to be fucked and you wont have to tell me i will just know,

I will treat you like a real woman, i am the real man you have always dreamed of and never thought existed, you know the white knight in fariy tales? that is me....

dont worry about him anymore...
women of GFY you are all beautiful to me...

let me show you what you have been missing.

Sarah and I have you all figured out !

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Wome of Gfy... lol, there are like 5 of us who actually post here daily.

This thread is funny, another gem!

Redmanthatcould · 01-09-2008, 04:10 PM

lol lol lol

Dude...your threads are getting better and better. Once you switched from hating people randomly to a romancing sex-beast, the comedy has increased exponentially. I look forward to your next thread.

cykoe6 · 01-09-2008, 04:11 PM

This thread is great on so many levels.

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 04:13 PM

Sarah [6:11 PM]:
"A hot stallion like myself with a very low hanging cock + balls walk in and the room turns heads and they cant even have me."
Sarah [6:11 PM]:
that is the quote of the year
MARINA [6:11 PM]:
HAHA

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

Sarah and I have you all figured out !

Marina the great thing about me is that when you think you have me figured out there is more, i am always spontaneous.

i want to be your book with never ending chapters. and if you dont read when you see me you will get the picture anyway.

i will also tap you as if i am a new man everynight also.

you are both beautiful intelligent working women, you are exactly my types.

Egomancer · 01-09-2008, 04:55 PM

Man, you gotta stop smoking that shit, it hurts you...really...

Egomancer

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egomancer

Man, you gotta stop smoking that shit, it hurts you...really...

Egomancer

i think you need to get outside, just because your girlfriend is the poorly drawn stick figure on your whiteboard do not take it out on me. i feel sad for some programmers, your best friends is #s. you need to start treating your women like they are #1 and you will see the difference.

i am down for everyone finding some love, if you want tips i can help you man, I AM HERE for you.

there IS a lil MetaMan in all of us, there is a BIG MetaMan hanging from me but we wont get into that in this thread.

Egomancer · 01-09-2008, 05:03 PM

Indeed I need to get out more... this damn work is killing me... I suppose that I am bitter because I don't get enough luvin' ;)

Egomancer

C H R I S · 01-09-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Thats good

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Egomancer

Indeed I need to get out more... this damn work is killing me... I suppose that I am bitter because I don't get enough luvin' ;)

Egomancer

no need to be bitter, just keep your options open, when you least expect it loving comes along.

but you need to put yourself out there.

BoyAlley · 01-09-2008, 05:13 PM

The only reason I clicked on this retarded fucking thread is because I thought it was going to have cock pics in it.

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

The only reason I clicked on this retarded fucking thread is because I thought it was going to have cock pics in it.

do me a favor and never click or respond in my threads again. i do not like you, no one here likes you, you are a leech.

Redmanthatcould · 01-09-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

there IS a lil MetaMan in all of us, there is a BIG MetaMan hanging from me but we wont get into that in this thread.

pizzaid · 01-09-2008, 05:38 PM

when your tired of them laughing at you send them my way....

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Marina the great thing about me is that when you think you have me figured out there is more, i am always spontaneous.

i want to be your book with never ending chapters. and if you dont read when you see me you will get the picture anyway.

i will also tap you as if i am a new man everynight also.

you are both beautiful intelligent working women, you are exactly my types.

MetaMan!! oh my... you had me at Hello
You need to start public service announcement threads for your fellow gfy'ers more often

Sarah would also like to know what you think about the Magnum 's

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

MetaMan!! oh my... you had me at Hello
You need to start public service announcement threads for your fellow gfy'ers more often

Sarah would also like to know what you think about the Magnum 's

I try to help them but all i get is guff, i swear i am down for everyone getting some loving, but i am sure you women are tired of men acting like boys.

they play computer games all day and whack off and wonder why they do not meet any real women and then come on here and hate on me. it's all good, knowing you 2 professional beautiful women are out there make me strive to be an even better man.

Magnums even break on me i am just over 7" but i think it is due to my girth, i have always been told it is a "perfect" size. i would not like to be any bigger,

it also my tongue, i can whirl triwl and swirl, my female teachers used to get me to do my "tongue tricks" all the time when i was younger and i only figured out why until i was a little older.

the magnums may break but i will never break your heart, you can trust in MetaMan.

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

the magnums may break but i will never break your heart, you can trust in MetaMan.

lolllllllllllllllllllll

CunningStunt · 01-09-2008, 07:39 PM

Sounds like a new age fag.

msan · 01-09-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova

*claps*

You've made me gay I love you meta! lol

Profits of Doom · 01-09-2008, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

MetaMan!! oh my... you had me at Hello
You need to start public service announcement threads for your fellow gfy'ers more often

Sarah would also like to know what you think about the Magnum 's

I think he has to tie a couple of Magnum's together to keep them from breaking.

By the way, if you want 30 seconds of the most unfulfilling sex of you life, followed by a lifetime of free clinic visits and painful vaccinations, then I am your man

I also promise to pass out shortly afterwards and snore loud enough to to make you attempt to smother me with the pillow...

DivaShane · 01-09-2008, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Oh that was just priceless... thanks for posting it. I have a few people I want to send this to.

O MARINA · 01-09-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I think he has to tie a couple of Magnum's together to keep them from breaking.

By the way, if you want 30 seconds of the most unfulfilling sex of you life, followed by a lifetime of free clinic visits and painful vaccinations, then I am your man

I also promise to pass out shortly afterwards and snore loud enough to to make you attempt to smother me with the pillow...

make it 45 seconds
you have nothing on MetaMan!
Help me I cant choose.

MetaMan · 01-09-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

make it 45 seconds
you have nothing on MetaMan!
Help me I cant choose.

you will have to wait in line, but the wait is worth it.

i am like a busy restaurant, you may have to put your name down on a list but once you get a taste it is well worth the wait and nexttime you will make sure to make reservations ahead of time.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-09-2008, 08:45 PM

I'm pretty sure I can pick up this chick who's 8 months pregnant right now. Definitely not interested in being no baby's daddy, but I've never had any preggo action and it kind of has me wondering. I have a small window to get in on this and I need the pro's advice. Yay or nay?

stickyfingerz · 01-09-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

The only reason I clicked on this retarded fucking thread is because I thought it was going to have cock pics in it.

Ditto...

O MARINA · 01-10-2008, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

you will have to wait in line, but the wait is worth it.

i am like a busy restaurant, you may have to put your name down on a list but once you get a taste it is well worth the wait and nexttime you will make sure to make reservations ahead of time.

MARINA [11:23 AM]:
Sarah
MARINA [11:23 AM]:
Metaman can be my Ukrainian Jay Z and I can be Russian beyonce
Sarah [11:24 AM]:
hahahahhahaahhahahah

AZSarah · 01-10-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

I'm pretty sure I can pick up this chick who's 8 months pregnant right now. Definitely not interested in being no baby's daddy, but I've never had any preggo action and it kind of has me wondering. I have a small window to get in on this and I need the pro's advice. Yay or nay?

This thread is getting weirder by the moment.

Ycaza · 01-10-2008, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

finally some words to live by

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01-09-2008, 02:48 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	WOMEN of GFY let me show what you have been missing: i will make you smile, i will wipe your tears when you are sad, i will remember your birthday, i will listen, i will be truthworthy, i will fuck you the way you want to be fucked and you wont have to tell me i will just know, I will treat you like a real woman, i am the real man you have always dreamed of and never thought existed, you know the white knight in fariy tales? that is me.... dont worry about him anymore... women of GFY you are all beautiful to me... let me show you what you have been missing.

01-09-2008, 03:00 PM	#4
xentech Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,405	haha, what a fucking douche, whever your serious or not

01-09-2008, 03:05 PM	#6
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	good luck with those fuglies who don't like bad boys. Why don't you write a sweet poem and scare off what women are left.

01-09-2008, 03:20 PM	#10
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	you haters wonder why your girl isnt "freaky" in bed, it is because you are not man enough to bring it out of them. send them over to me i will make it easier on you.

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01-09-2008, 03:27 PM	#16
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today... 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on. 3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

01-09-2008, 03:44 PM	#17
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01-09-2008, 03:49 PM	#18
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01-09-2008, 04:02 PM	#21
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01-09-2008, 04:13 PM	#26
O MARINA I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: internet Posts: 13,795	Sarah [6:11 PM]: "A hot stallion like myself with a very low hanging cock + balls walk in and the room turns heads and they cant even have me." Sarah [6:11 PM]: that is the quote of the year MARINA [6:11 PM]: HAHA

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Egomancer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 2,074	Indeed I need to get out more... this damn work is killing me... I suppose that I am bitter because I don't get enough luvin' ;) Egomancer __________________ ICQ: 95-239-282 WWW: www.webprogrammers.eu WWW:www.seodev.eu Y!MSN: lord_ender If you want to outsource any work to Romania - here I am !!!! www.anotheranime.com \| www.autotrafic.ro \| www.jocurionline.ro

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