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lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
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