Originally Posted by mrwilson

lol this some how reminds me of an email i got today...


1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you're choking on.



3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.



4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused, I will use little words.



7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.