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Compdoctor · 01-09-2008, 10:02 AM

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ]

It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "

What kind of person names his bird moses??"

The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

martinsc · 01-09-2008, 10:03 AM

florin · 01-09-2008, 10:15 AM

lol nice

Farang · 01-09-2008, 10:19 AM

hahahahh

Semi-Retired-Dave · 01-09-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ]

It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "

What kind of person names his bird moses??"

The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

That is FUNNY!

Skillz Unlimited · 01-09-2008, 12:13 PM

Good one

2012 · 01-09-2008, 12:15 PM

funny joke dude. :D

LoriAnderson · 01-09-2008, 02:01 PM

cute

sicone · 01-09-2008, 02:02 PM

madfuck · 01-09-2008, 02:03 PM

hahahahahaha, lol anti tht a joke ") heheheheh

sniperwolf · 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM

hahaha that was good!

gornyhuy · 01-09-2008, 02:04 PM

Thats good!!!

shekinah · 01-09-2008, 02:16 PM

that cracked me up a bit

woj · 01-09-2008, 03:16 PM

D · 01-09-2008, 03:19 PM

Spunky · 01-09-2008, 09:13 PM

Har har..that was pretty good

Phoenix · 01-09-2008, 09:24 PM

your joke thread is a hit..i check it each day

01-09-2008, 10:02 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ] It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS". __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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