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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Wednesday's Joke

    A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

    He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

    He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

    He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ]

    It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "

    What kind of person names his bird moses??"

    The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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  • martinsc
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2005
    • 27047

    #2
    Make Money

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    • florin
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2007
      • 911

      #3
      lol nice

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      • Farang
        one sick puppy
        • Oct 2004
        • 11713

        #4
        hahahahh
        fbm

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        • Semi-Retired-Dave
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 11190

          #5
          Originally posted by Compdoctor
          A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

          He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

          He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

          He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ]

          It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "

          What kind of person names his bird moses??"

          The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
          That is FUNNY!
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          • Skillz Unlimited
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 1541

            #6
            Good one

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            • 2012
              So Fucking What
              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
              funny joke dude. :D
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              • LoriAnderson
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 1713

                #8
                cute
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                • sicone
                  Retired
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453

                  #9

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                  • madfuck
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 2032

                    #10
                    hahahahahaha, lol anti tht a joke ") heheheheh

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                    • sniperwolf
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 17743

                      #11
                      hahaha that was good!
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                      • gornyhuy
                        Chafed.
                        • May 2002
                        • 18041

                        #12
                        Thats good!!!

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                        • shekinah
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                          • May 2006
                          • 8452

                          #13
                          that cracked me up a bit

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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47882

                            #14
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                            • D
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 7412

                              #15
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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Har har..that was pretty good

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                                • Phoenix
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 35475

                                  #17
                                  your joke thread is a hit..i check it each day
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