Is Tom Cruise the new Michael Jackson? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 01-09-2008, 04:56 AM

That guy is completely nuts right?

polish_aristocrat · 01-09-2008, 05:06 AM

is he taking tens of plastic surgeries?
or molesting kids?

DeadFidel · 01-09-2008, 05:13 AM

If this is true...maybe

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

Zorgman · 01-09-2008, 05:24 AM

He's getting a monkey too?

dav3 · 01-09-2008, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

If this is true...maybe

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

I hope that is false. It's hard to believe that anyone is that messed up in the head.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-09-2008, 05:32 AM

Michael Jackson is the modern day Howard Hughes ..talented but insane

Tom is closer to a combo of Rock Hudson (hiding sexuality) and Charlton Heston (too much about his religion)

kowalsky · 01-09-2008, 09:12 AM

It must be difficult not to be insane when you are famous, rich, loved for everybody and to be able to do, in the industry where you work, whatever you want.

If not, ask Brittney!

I hate this sociaty, I only keep my self as a "normal person" just because I need to get things back. If I would be rich, I would be completly insane, I would have no reasons to be normal.

Mutt · 01-09-2008, 09:25 AM

Tom Cruise is close to retarded, lucky for him he was born with good looks and some talent for acting - I have no doubt he believes every insane word writted by the hack sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard and it wouldn't shock me if that story was true.

Tom Cruise is also a midget - he's about 5'4"

ServerGenius · 01-09-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

is he taking tens of plastic surgeries?
or molesting kids?

No rumour goes that his child isn't from Tom's sperm but from that dude who
runs Scientology

Cyndalie · 01-09-2008, 09:53 AM

He's got his wife wearing a toga so anything is possible.

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/outho...ie-holmes.html

AZSarah · 01-09-2008, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

If this is true...maybe

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

yeah right, that kid looks just like Tom

GAMEFINEST · 01-09-2008, 10:21 AM

his getting weirder every year

Andy Servers4Less · 01-09-2008, 11:00 AM

Brittney will be the new Michael Jackson

teg0 · 01-09-2008, 11:01 AM

He is definately on his way.

D · 01-09-2008, 11:04 AM

Different peeps. Different disorders, imho.

Both fucked up, though - i think... and at least partially so from involvement in "fringe" religions.

And yeah... Tom is short... stood next to him in an elevator once. Surprisingly tiny.

stillsexy · 01-09-2008, 11:05 AM

thought michael jackson is the new tom cruise

zigx · 01-09-2008, 11:07 AM

http://links.zigzo.com/2007/12/26/alien-vs-predator/

=^..^= · 01-09-2008, 11:28 AM

No way that story is true - Suri looks exactly like tom

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kowalsky Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,494	It must be difficult not to be insane when you are famous, rich, loved for everybody and to be able to do, in the industry where you work, whatever you want. If not, ask Brittney! I hate this sociaty, I only keep my self as a "normal person" just because I need to get things back. If I would be rich, I would be completly insane, I would have no reasons to be normal. __________________ Jimmy Kowalsky www.catchycash.com [email protected] ICQ - 7319094

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Tom Cruise is close to retarded, lucky for him he was born with good looks and some talent for acting - I have no doubt he believes every insane word writted by the hack sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard and it wouldn't shock me if that story was true. Tom Cruise is also a midget - he's about 5'4" __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Michael Jackson is the modern day Howard Hughes ..talented but insane Tom is closer to a combo of Rock Hudson (hiding sexuality) and Charlton Heston (too much about his religion)

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Different peeps. Different disorders, imho. Both fucked up, though - i think... and at least partially so from involvement in "fringe" religions. And yeah... Tom is short... stood next to him in an elevator once. Surprisingly tiny. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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