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Dirty F 01-09-2008 04:56 AM

Is Tom Cruise the new Michael Jackson?
 
That guy is completely nuts right?

polish_aristocrat 01-09-2008 05:06 AM

is he taking tens of plastic surgeries?
or molesting kids?

DeadFidel 01-09-2008 05:13 AM

If this is true...maybe:warning

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

Zorgman 01-09-2008 05:24 AM

He's getting a monkey too?

dav3 01-09-2008 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13628144)
If this is true...maybe:warning

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

I hope that is false. It's hard to believe that anyone is that messed up in the head.

Sarah_Jayne 01-09-2008 05:32 AM

Michael Jackson is the modern day Howard Hughes ..talented but insane

Tom is closer to a combo of Rock Hudson (hiding sexuality) and Charlton Heston (too much about his religion)

kowalsky 01-09-2008 09:12 AM

It must be difficult not to be insane when you are famous, rich, loved for everybody and to be able to do, in the industry where you work, whatever you want.

If not, ask Brittney!

I hate this sociaty, I only keep my self as a "normal person" just because I need to get things back. If I would be rich, I would be completly insane, I would have no reasons to be normal.

Mutt 01-09-2008 09:25 AM

Tom Cruise is close to retarded, lucky for him he was born with good looks and some talent for acting - I have no doubt he believes every insane word writted by the hack sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard and it wouldn't shock me if that story was true.

Tom Cruise is also a midget - he's about 5'4"

ServerGenius 01-09-2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13628131)
is he taking tens of plastic surgeries?
or molesting kids?

No rumour goes that his child isn't from Tom's sperm but from that dude who
runs Scientology :1orglaugh

Cyndalie 01-09-2008 09:53 AM

He's got his wife wearing a toga so anything is possible.

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/outho...ie-holmes.html

AZSarah 01-09-2008 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13628144)
If this is true...maybe:warning

"An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton maintains, among other things, that the actor is now the second most powerful figure in the Church of Scientology and that his infant, Suri, was conceived like Rosemary's Baby when Katie Holmes was impregnated with the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard."

yeah right, that kid looks just like Tom

GAMEFINEST 01-09-2008 10:21 AM

his getting weirder every year

Andy Servers4Less 01-09-2008 11:00 AM

Brittney will be the new Michael Jackson :)

teg0 01-09-2008 11:01 AM

He is definately on his way.

D 01-09-2008 11:04 AM

Different peeps. Different disorders, imho.

Both fucked up, though - i think... and at least partially so from involvement in "fringe" religions.

And yeah... Tom is short... stood next to him in an elevator once. Surprisingly tiny.

stillsexy 01-09-2008 11:05 AM

thought michael jackson is the new tom cruise

zigx 01-09-2008 11:07 AM

http://links.zigzo.com/2007/12/26/alien-vs-predator/

=^..^= 01-09-2008 11:28 AM

No way that story is true - Suri looks exactly like tom


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