Xbiz Awards - GoFuckYourself.com

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 12:39 PM

Ampland says "FUCK IF I EVER WIN ANYTHING"

Hehe, it's like getting as bad as the the old trophy awards for website links that were given away back in 1997

Let's go out and nominate everyone and everything for every category so everyone goes around shouting our name in their nominee announcement.. Great Branding!!!

Okay okay, so we are just jealous

because we never get nominated for anything.. 10 years and no kudos. Dam we must suck bad.

Well except for branding ourselves..

VOTE FOR AMPLAND 2010!

VIPimp · 01-08-2008, 12:43 PM

Those awards are a joke... I cant believe some of the nominations and past winners lol.

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 12:56 PM

Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect?

AZSarah · 01-08-2008, 12:59 PM

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Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

Hey, Susan Lucci got nominated

;)

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Hey, Susan Lucci got nominated

;)

Amp Says "I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING PITY VOTE"
VOTE FOR PERVERTEDNESS NOT PITY. THATS WHAT I STAND ERECT FOR!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-08-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mike-al

Hehe, it's like getting as bad as the the old trophy awards for website links that were given away back in 1997

I invented The Ass Awards.

Ahh the ol Xpics stuff

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I invented The Ass Awards.

Ahh the ol Xpics stuff

Hahah, we used to run that shit tall

LadyMischief · 01-08-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mike-al

Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect?

HAHAHA dude you should get nominated for the warning page ALONE! I have _NEVER_ had such a good time on a warning page for a site! Kudos! I bet the surfers love it

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

HAHAHA dude you should get nominated for the warning page ALONE! I have _NEVER_ had such a good time on a warning page for a site! Kudos! I bet the surfers love it

Ahh, thats one classic thing we try to leave untouched, (although it have a touch of se on it now hehe)

One more classic page is the banner page...
http://www.ampland.com/banfarm/index.html

and moreso yet, the favicon.ico (look in your browser window) hahaha

mike-al · 01-08-2008, 02:19 PM

Surely we can win award for best banner ad?

01-08-2008, 12:39 PM	#1
mike-al Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 691	Xbiz Awards Ampland says "FUCK IF I EVER WIN ANYTHING" Hehe, it's like getting as bad as the the old trophy awards for website links that were given away back in 1997 Let's go out and nominate everyone and everything for every category so everyone goes around shouting our name in their nominee announcement.. Great Branding!!! Okay okay, so we are just jealous because we never get nominated for anything.. 10 years and no kudos. Dam we must suck bad. Well except for branding ourselves.. VOTE FOR AMPLAND 2010! __________________ Delete this account, i am done here

01-08-2008, 12:56 PM	#3
mike-al Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 691	Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It" So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect? __________________ Delete this account, i am done here

01-08-2008, 02:19 PM	#10
mike-al Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 691	Surely we can win award for best banner ad? __________________ Delete this account, i am done here

01-08-2008, 12:43 PM	#2
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	Those awards are a joke... I cant believe some of the nominations and past winners lol.