Originally Posted by mike-al

Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect?