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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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What is the best way to get a chick out of your bed and get to her to fucking leave!!
quick , she aint leaving!!!!!!!!!
Helppppppppppppppppppppppppp |
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So Fucking Banned
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i am posting under the sheets now , i can see her ass
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Affiliate
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Icq: 94-399-723
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tell her you need to go to the office and ban minusonebit
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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go back in and bang her again....spray on her stomach..and get up and leave the room for good before it cools down
then dont say anything until she snaps and leaves in a hurry then say...bye |
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#7 |
V.I.P.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
Posts: 7,886
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i run into this problem all the time...got rid of one last week...
step 1 : go to bathroom call friend tell them to call u back in 5 minutes..flush toilet go back to bedroom step 2: When phine rings answer and say "what? no way..you got o be joking..i cnt right now i got somone here....well i mean if you really need me to i guess i dont have a choice...ok gimme like 10 im on my way" step 3 : tell the slut.."hey my friend just called and his car broke down on the "LIE" i need to go pick him up and take him back to hoboken" step 4 : tell slut how much u enjoyed the time u spent and how ur gonna call her as soon as u get back" step 5 : she leaves..grab tv remote, jump on couch and channell surf with a shit eating grin on your face ![]() |
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#8 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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This won't work for you, but anyone else could tell her that you're on the way over for breakfast.
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Location: Cherry Hill, NJ
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Get on the phone, walk around talking, leave the room, etc and ignore her. She'll eventually get pissed and leave.
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Location: Austin, TX
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Roll over, light a cig, roll back over look her dead in the eyes and say..."Oh, you're still here?"
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: GFY
Posts: 5,176
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Check your wallet and her purse before she goes.
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#12 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicago
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Get a call from a webmaster about minusonebit that he's talking mad dramas on the internets
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#13 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
Posts: 24,939
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if you do not wnat to see her again
then just tell her it was a great one night stand, but now it is time for her to move on to the next bloke |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny California
Posts: 26,053
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Just tell MrIzzz to go home to his wife
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So Fucking Banned
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#16 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Buuuuuuurn. LOL Too bad hes not here to marvel at your post.
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Tell her your late for your appointment at the STD clinic.
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Location: Chicago
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rofl just noticed this
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So Fucking Banned
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put some money on the seat of her car.
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depends weather you ever want to see her again or not. If not just tell her you got shit to do she needs to be on her way out the door.
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#22 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Toronto Canada
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Ask her to do the laundry and clean the toilets. If she's going to linger put her to work!
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Ik ben een aap
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Ask her how many children she'd like to have in the future. Bang, she's gone.
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Good ass ??
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"Assassins"
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Crap the bed.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I live in cage
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Just look into her eyes, all sensitive like so she's paying attention, then dutch oven.
Either that or tell her it was the best sex you ever had and then call her a different name. And when she corrects you, just say whatever.
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lurker
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tell her how your mom is the most important woman in your life.
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#29 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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your paying the escort too much if she is still there
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Location: San Francisco
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Set the bed on fire
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#31 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Florida
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The easiest way----tell her it's time for her to leave. It was fun-but it's over now....
Sometimes, you have to to be blunt to get the point across.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: in the slumps
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Tell her check out time is up in your bed!
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Just telll her that your first experience with a girl was not as bad as all your gay friends have told you it would be.. She would be gone before you knew it!!!
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#34 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Sunny Florida
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lol juicy you need to ask ADLColin
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