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Old 01-08-2008, 09:24 AM   #1
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What is the best way to get a chick out of your bed and get to her to fucking leave!!

quick , she aint leaving!!!!!!!!!

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Old 01-08-2008, 09:25 AM   #2
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i am posting under the sheets now , i can see her ass
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:26 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:26 AM   #4
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go back in and bang her again....spray on her stomach..and get up and leave the room for good before it cools down

then dont say anything until she snaps and leaves in a hurry

then say...bye
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:30 AM   #5
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:30 AM   #6
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quick , she aint leaving!!!!!!!!!

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just pay her
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:31 AM   #7
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i run into this problem all the time...got rid of one last week...

step 1 : go to bathroom call friend tell them to call u back in 5 minutes..flush toilet go back to bedroom

step 2: When phine rings answer and say "what? no way..you got o be joking..i cnt right now i got somone here....well i mean if you really need me to i guess i dont have a choice...ok gimme like 10 im on my way"

step 3 : tell the slut.."hey my friend just called and his car broke down on the "LIE" i need to go pick him up and take him back to hoboken"

step 4 : tell slut how much u enjoyed the time u spent and how ur gonna call her as soon as u get back"

step 5 : she leaves..grab tv remote, jump on couch and channell surf with a shit eating grin on your face

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Old 01-08-2008, 09:31 AM   #8
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:32 AM   #9
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Get on the phone, walk around talking, leave the room, etc and ignore her. She'll eventually get pissed and leave.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:32 AM   #10
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Roll over, light a cig, roll back over look her dead in the eyes and say..."Oh, you're still here?"
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:33 AM   #11
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:35 AM   #12
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Get a call from a webmaster about minusonebit that he's talking mad dramas on the internets
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:35 AM   #13
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if you do not wnat to see her again
then just tell her it was a great one night stand, but now it is time for her to move on to the next bloke
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:36 AM   #14
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:37 AM   #15
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:38 AM   #16
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tell her you need to go to the office and ban minusonebit
Buuuuuuurn. LOL Too bad hes not here to marvel at your post.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:40 AM   #17
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Tell her your late for your appointment at the STD clinic.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:41 AM   #18
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rofl just noticed this
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:44 AM   #19
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:51 AM   #20
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put some money on the seat of her car.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:52 AM   #21
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depends weather you ever want to see her again or not. If not just tell her you got shit to do she needs to be on her way out the door.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:53 AM   #22
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Ask her to do the laundry and clean the toilets. If she's going to linger put her to work!
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:54 AM   #23
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Ask her how many children she'd like to have in the future. Bang, she's gone.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:55 AM   #24
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:55 AM   #25
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:56 AM   #26
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:02 AM   #27
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Just look into her eyes, all sensitive like so she's paying attention, then dutch oven.

Either that or tell her it was the best sex you ever had and then call her a different name. And when she corrects you, just say whatever.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:04 AM   #28
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tell her how your mom is the most important woman in your life.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:06 AM   #29
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your paying the escort too much if she is still there
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:07 AM   #30
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:10 AM   #31
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The easiest way----tell her it's time for her to leave. It was fun-but it's over now....

Sometimes, you have to to be blunt to get the point across.
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Old 01-08-2008, 10:10 AM   #32
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quick , she aint leaving!!!!!!!!!

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Old 01-08-2008, 10:37 AM   #33
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Just telll her that your first experience with a girl was not as bad as all your gay friends have told you it would be.. She would be gone before you knew it!!!
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lol juicy you need to ask ADLColin
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