What is the best way to get a chick out of your bed and get to her to fucking leave!!
 

quick , she aint leaving!!!!!!!!!

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i am posting under the sheets now , i can see her ass

tell her you need to go to the office and ban minusonebit

go back in and bang her again....spray on her stomach..and get up and leave the room for good before it cools down

then dont say anything until she snaps and leaves in a hurry

then say...bye

Tell her your wife is coming home soon

just pay her

i run into this problem all the time...got rid of one last week...

step 1 : go to bathroom call friend tell them to call u back in 5 minutes..flush toilet go back to bedroom

step 2: When phine rings answer and say "what? no way..you got o be joking..i cnt right now i got somone here....well i mean if you really need me to i guess i dont have a choice...ok gimme like 10 im on my way"

step 3 : tell the slut.."hey my friend just called and his car broke down on the "LIE" i need to go pick him up and take him back to hoboken"

step 4 : tell slut how much u enjoyed the time u spent and how ur gonna call her as soon as u get back"

step 5 : she leaves..grab tv remote, jump on couch and channell surf with a shit eating grin on your face :thumbsup

This won't work for you, but anyone else could tell her that you're on the way over for breakfast.

Get on the phone, walk around talking, leave the room, etc and ignore her. She'll eventually get pissed and leave.

Roll over, light a cig, roll back over look her dead in the eyes and say..."Oh, you're still here?"

Check your wallet and her purse before she goes.

Get a call from a webmaster about minusonebit that he's talking mad dramas on the internets

if you do not wnat to see her again
then just tell her it was a great one night stand, but now it is time for her to move on to the next bloke

Just tell MrIzzz to go home to his wife :)

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Buuuuuuurn. LOL Too bad hes not here to marvel at your post.

Tell her your late for your appointment at the STD clinic.

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put some money on the seat of her car.

depends weather you ever want to see her again or not. If not just tell her you got shit to do she needs to be on her way out the door.

Ask her to do the laundry and clean the toilets. If she's going to linger put her to work!

Ask her how many children she'd like to have in the future. Bang, she's gone.

Good ass ??

Crap the bed.

ask her how much a cab ride to her home would be ?

Just look into her eyes, all sensitive like so she's paying attention, then dutch oven.

Either that or tell her it was the best sex you ever had and then call her a different name. And when she corrects you, just say whatever.

tell her how your mom is the most important woman in your life.

your paying the escort too much if she is still there

Set the bed on fire

The easiest way----tell her it's time for her to leave. It was fun-but it's over now....

Sometimes, you have to to be blunt to get the point across.

Tell her check out time is up in your bed!

Just telll her that your first experience with a girl was not as bad as all your gay friends have told you it would be.. She would be gone before you knew it!!!

lol juicy you need to ask ADLColin