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Old 01-07-2008, 12:24 PM   #1
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I am in direct contact with Jesus.... Ask Him Anything right now!!
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Me jesus on a fiirst name basis and he wanted me to come on GFY and answer all of your questions in his own words

Jesus: open your hearts my children, I have provided ye with a means to hear my words
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Old 01-07-2008, 12:29 PM   #2
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:47 PM   #3
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will all the people who lived and died before jesus was ever born be considered heathens and burn in hell ?
Jesus: Oh ye naive child.. read you not the accounting of my life, my emergence from fertile womb...? read you not of these forsaken heathens set forth by the spirits of darkness to lie waste upon the land in anticipation of my arrival, they..are forsaken my son..all but an anointed few
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:51 PM   #6
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They are one in the same
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I'm tired of seeing them every time I go to Home Depot.

Go sell some fruit or something.
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Old 01-07-2008, 10:00 PM   #11
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Will people ever figure out you are a fictive character?
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Are you not a believer my child?.. must I part the oceans again? Must you witness me arise from my tomb ? must you look me in the eye to know that I exist my child, yet? you believe the realm of trees to be a forest you have never seen?

but cannot believe in I?.. my flesh.. sacrificed? and yet I remain fictive in your mortal mind. My child you will soon meet your fate by means of my wrath?.vindication belongs to I your lord

Bow down???........................................... .......bitch
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Fuck him and his cousin too.

I'm tired of seeing them every time I go to Home Depot.

Go sell some fruit or something.
Jesus: Thy father has been made aware of your displeasure
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But I do have limits I am sorry
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How often should you water a tall fescue grass per week and how much?
Jesus: twice per week my child... with aprox 3 inches of the water I hae given you
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Jesus: My son.. I can grant blind men sight... I can part seas... I can give the gift of life.

But I do have limits I am sorry
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Jesus: Yes my child? thy reach around is the only true path of thy lord. Thou shalt not follow the false prophets of the reach behind, or the reach under? those will be forsaken by the lord? thy practitioners of thy reach around will be anointed sainthood
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