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Compdoctor · 01-07-2008, 08:41 AM

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Violetta · 01-07-2008, 09:33 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sniperwolf · 01-07-2008, 09:34 AM

i think i've read this one before but still it makes me laugh!

florin · 01-07-2008, 10:46 AM

nice......lol

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 01-07-2008, 10:48 AM

lol great shit

tranza · 01-07-2008, 11:13 AM

Lol, nice one....

Satan · 01-07-2008, 11:25 AM

Thats a good one

Farang · 01-07-2008, 12:21 PM

Scott McD · 01-07-2008, 12:23 PM

That bar sells poison ??

martinsc · 01-07-2008, 12:24 PM

carol.prime · 01-07-2008, 12:52 PM

well he's still lucky. lol!

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alby_persignup · 01-11-2008, 08:16 AM

lol,that's a cool start for Monday!

01-07-2008, 08:41 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

01-07-2008, 09:33 AM	#2
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