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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Monday's Joke

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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  • Violetta
    Affiliate
    • Jul 2004
    • 28735

    #2
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    • sniperwolf
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2005
      • 17743

      #3
      i think i've read this one before but still it makes me laugh!
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      • florin
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 911

        #4
        nice......lol

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        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
          Confirmed User
          • May 2007
          • 3884

          #5
          lol great shit





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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Lol, nice one....
            I'm just a newbie.

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            • Satan
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2005
              • 1626

              #7
              Thats a good one
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              • Farang
                one sick puppy
                • Oct 2004
                • 11718

                #8
                LOL
                fbm

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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67798

                  #9
                  That bar sells poison ??


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                  • martinsc
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 27047

                    #10
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                    • carol.prime
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 6960

                      #11
                      well he's still lucky. lol!
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                      • monstergalleriesdotnet
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 254

                        #12
                        bummmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppp !

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                        • SexualDragon
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3038

                          #13
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                          • alby_persignup
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 3119

                            #14
                            lol,that's a cool start for Monday!
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