I Killed a Guy Buying a Car Today - GoFuckYourself.com

Smegma · 09-28-2002, 09:40 PM

I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM.

Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline.

Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal.

We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me.

I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not.

CPR. The works. Nothing.

What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.

beerbust03 · 09-28-2002, 09:42 PM

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GTS Mark · 09-28-2002, 09:46 PM

Man I better take you with me next time I negotiate my next ride!!

DH

Dreamman010 · 09-28-2002, 09:48 PM

Did he really die??

sexyavs · 09-28-2002, 09:48 PM

I wouldnt have too much confidence in the car if the dealer died like that..

chodadog · 09-28-2002, 09:51 PM

Right after it happened: "He said he was gonna give me 30 percent off, i swear it"

Smegma · 09-28-2002, 09:54 PM

2003 Z71 Suburban

Pipecrew · 09-28-2002, 09:55 PM

I backed into a teacher in highschool 5 years ago trying to get away, what fucking tool tries to stop a car by standing behind it

SleazyDream · 09-28-2002, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
2003 Z71 Suburban

Isn't the denali and the suborban the same size?

Jizar II · 09-28-2002, 09:57 PM

thats a fucked up story...LOL

B40 · 09-28-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I backed into a teacher in highschool 5 years ago trying to get away, what fucking tool tries to stop a car by standing behind it

They figure you don't have the balls to back into him...but I guess you proved him wrong

What was he trying to stop you for?

Smegma · 09-28-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Isn't the denali and the suborban the same size?

Na.. We had a Tahoe Style Denali.. not an XL Denali. The XL Denali is the same size as the Z71. Same interior too, except for the wood trim and trip computer.

SleazyDream · 09-28-2002, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma

Na.. We had a Tahoe Style Denali.. not an XL Denali. The XL Denali is the same size as the Z71. Same interior too, except for the wood trim and trip computer.

ahhh. good point to note. I was thinking of a denali myself in a couple of months (currently have a loaded up extened 1/2ton Z71) just cause I wanted more seating room. Waiting for the 03s to show up - currently I've only sceen one and they wouldn't take it out of the showroom - but more will come in the next couple of months.

I'll have to watch for that, I thought denali just meant their top of the line Yukon.

does the suberbon have the quarda stear?

Pipecrew · 09-28-2002, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

They figure you don't have the balls to back into him...but I guess you proved him wrong

What was he trying to stop you for?

trying to take away my 3 man balloon slingshot that we were firing off at the side of the school (last day of school) Once we got spotted by a teacher like 300 feet away we jumped into my car thinking we had lots of time to get away, in no time at all, he was behind my car banging on it, Like what the fuck, dont bang my car So i just sorta kept backing out intill people were freaking out, so I stopped and got out and the teacher was on a powertrip saying "if you dont give that to me right now you are going to the office blah blah blah" so I said "i guess i am going to the office"

I got a 3 day suspension on the last day of school go figure, basically ment nothing but a glitch on the record

sexyavs · 09-28-2002, 10:13 PM

It was all probably a stunt to get you to sign..

I bet his closing ratio on that stunt is 100%

Chris

B40 · 09-28-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

trying to take away my 3 man balloon slingshot that we were firing off at the side of the school (last day of school) Once we got spotted by a teacher like 300 feet away we jumped into my car thinking we had lots of time to get away, in no time at all, he was behind my car banging on it, Like what the fuck, dont bang my car So i just sorta kept backing out intill people were freaking out, so I stopped and got out and the teacher was on a powertrip saying "if you dont give that to me right now you are going to the office blah blah blah" so I said "i guess i am going to the office" I got a 3 day suspension on the last day of school go figure, basically ment nothing but a glitch on the record

Ahahaha...fag...assuming this was your last year of high school...

Lensman · 09-28-2002, 10:18 PM

Those suburbans are nice, I'm trading in my Navigator as soon as the Escalade XLs are available. Everyone needs one car with a shitload a room, and I drive to Tahoe a lot, so I need good 4WD. Hell I'm there now.

KC · 09-28-2002, 10:31 PM

Smegma got a killer deal on his Z71!

Tahoe is beautiful, what part of Tahoe are you in Lens?

Smegma · 09-28-2002, 10:33 PM

I didn't know Cadillac was planning a XL version?

pics?

Smegma · 09-28-2002, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
Smegma got a killer deal on his Z71!

Fucked up dude... really... fucked... up.

Yassi · 09-28-2002, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM.

Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline.

Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal.

We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me.

I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not.

CPR. The works. Nothing.

What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.

Wow

If this story is real, it's pretty fucked up.
I gues you really DID haggle with him

DanielD · 09-28-2002, 10:38 PM

Why you feel fucked up? Is the cop behind you?

SleazyDream · 09-28-2002, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Those suburbans are nice, I'm trading in my Navigator as soon as the Escalade XLs are available. Everyone needs one car with a shitload a room, and I drive to Tahoe a lot, so I need good 4WD. Hell I'm there now.

I rented a navagator when I went to the maritimes this summer. I really really really liked the cooling option on the seats. That was AWESOME in the hot sun. I WISH GM had this, but they don't.

Maybe they put smaller moters in the rental navagators but I was really unimpressed with the power. My GMC 1/2 ton Z71 with a 5.3 liter moter had 2X the acceleration as the navagator did.

GTS Mark · 09-28-2002, 11:07 PM

Yeah my pop has a denali and it looks a lot like his old 2000 Yukon. He likes it alot but god knows why he needs it? He lives on the beach in fricking Florida! LOL!

DH

Lexxx · 09-29-2002, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I rented a navagator when I went to the maritimes this summer. I really really really liked the cooling option on the seats. That was AWESOME in the hot sun. I WISH GM had this, but they don't.

Maybe they put smaller moters in the rental navagators but I was really unimpressed with the power. My GMC 1/2 ton Z71 with a 5.3 liter moter had 2X the acceleration as the navagator did.

What's up with misspelled words?

diggy · 09-29-2002, 01:19 AM

who nose?

Voodoo · 09-29-2002, 05:43 AM

You should have gotten a discount for having a defective salesman. At least 50% off or something.

mjrools23 · 09-29-2002, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
You should have gotten a discount for having a defective salesman. At least 50% off or something.

Firehorse · 09-29-2002, 05:59 AM

MY Dad used to own a car yard when I was teenager, and you here and see some funny and bizzare stuff in that biz.

Smegma I think your story tops it though.

richard123 · 09-29-2002, 06:23 AM

Threaten to sue the dealership for the trauma and stress they caused by having a defective employee. Then they migh offer to settle and you get a free car!

sherie · 09-29-2002, 08:04 AM

Did you take the Gap insurance?

sumphatpimp · 09-29-2002, 08:27 AM

Here in the ghetto we don't buy cars, we just hot wire whats available on the street, then abandon it when we get where we are going.

Buying cars shoots the whole damn day and you just never get your shit done.

Oldy · 09-29-2002, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Here in the ghetto we don't buy cars, we just hot wire whats available on the street, then abandon it when we get where we are going.

Buying cars shoots the whole damn day and you just never get your shit done.

Could you please tell me how you do it and where do you get it. That's a cool idea.

SleazyDream · 09-29-2002, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM.

Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline.

Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal.

We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me.

I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not.

CPR. The works. Nothing.

What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.

I'm hoping the dealership didn't force or pressure you to buy the car at that point.

Ross · 09-29-2002, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyavs
It was all probably a stunt to get you to sign..

I bet his closing ratio on that stunt is 100%

Chris

It worked then.......

FuzzBuzz · 09-29-2002, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Right after it happened: "He said he was gonna give me 30 percent off, i swear it"

what a bitch!

Lexxx · 09-29-2002, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I'm hoping the dealership didn't force or pressure you to buy the car at that point.

That's how he ended up with a new car...!!

But still... it is a sad story though

J.R. · 09-29-2002, 02:37 PM

I have the 2003 GMC Yukon Denali XL with all
the bells & whistles. The Chevy version doesn't compare.
In fact, I checked out the Z71, though it was close, it simply
did not compare to the Luxury of the Denali.

The Denali is a 6.0 liter engine, kick ass! Mine is black
as well. I checked out all the large SUVs.

The Escalade was shit compared to the Denali. I think I paid
around 54k for mine give or take a thousand.

It's a nice ride, I love it. I think I will trade it in at 30k miles
and get a white one next.

Black is SO HARD TO KEEP Nice..

Oh well, the Z71 is a nice ride too.. good choice!

DTK · 09-29-2002, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
Smegma got a killer deal on his Z71!

Tahoe is beautiful, what part of Tahoe are you in Lens?

Lensman is just one of those rich tourists from Sac that we're happy to see arrive and even happier to see leave

Smegma · 09-29-2002, 06:58 PM

Jesus dude.. what the fuck is wrong with visiting Tahoe? Are you one of those elitist asswipes who moved to Tahoe 2 months ago.. and think that NOW your entitled to shit on all of us who visit?

With all due respect, it's the people who live in tahoe that fuck it up. We don't ask for jet skis, gas stations that leek MTB into the lake, white trash casinos, and 2bit strip hotels.

I go to Tahoe to get away from shit like that. A little peace and quiet. People like you think that it's US, the tourists, that take away the beauty of Tahoe? think again

DTK · 09-30-2002, 08:40 AM

I was JOKING

Smegma · 09-30-2002, 08:43 AM

All too often I run into Tahoe Tourist Haters. Just assumed you were one of them with the comment you made.

HQ · 09-30-2002, 10:15 AM

less details about the vehicle and more details about the dead guy!

Juge · 09-30-2002, 10:31 AM

Man.... I wonder what level of stress the average cars salesman has in his life...

09-28-2002, 09:40 PM	#1
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I Killed a Guy Buying a Car Today I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM. Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline. Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal. We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me. I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not. CPR. The works. Nothing. What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Right after it happened: "He said he was gonna give me 30 percent off, i swear it"

09-28-2002, 09:54 PM	#7
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	2003 Z71 Suburban

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I backed into a teacher in highschool 5 years ago trying to get away, what fucking tool tries to stop a car by standing behind it

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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Those suburbans are nice, I'm trading in my Navigator as soon as the Escalade XLs are available. Everyone needs one car with a shitload a room, and I drive to Tahoe a lot, so I need good 4WD. Hell I'm there now.

09-28-2002, 10:31 PM	#18
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	Smegma got a killer deal on his Z71! Tahoe is beautiful, what part of Tahoe are you in Lens?

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I didn't know Cadillac was planning a XL version? pics?

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Yeah my pop has a denali and it looks a lot like his old 2000 Yukon. He likes it alot but god knows why he needs it? He lives on the beach in fricking Florida! LOL! DH

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richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	Threaten to sue the dealership for the trauma and stress they caused by having a defective employee. Then they migh offer to settle and you get a free car!

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	Here in the ghetto we don't buy cars, we just hot wire whats available on the street, then abandon it when we get where we are going. Buying cars shoots the whole damn day and you just never get your shit done.

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	I have the 2003 GMC Yukon Denali XL with all the bells & whistles. The Chevy version doesn't compare. In fact, I checked out the Z71, though it was close, it simply did not compare to the Luxury of the Denali. The Denali is a 6.0 liter engine, kick ass! Mine is black as well. I checked out all the large SUVs. The Escalade was shit compared to the Denali. I think I paid around 54k for mine give or take a thousand. It's a nice ride, I love it. I think I will trade it in at 30k miles and get a white one next. Black is SO HARD TO KEEP Nice.. Oh well, the Z71 is a nice ride too.. good choice! Last edited by J.R.; 09-29-2002 at 02:40 PM..

09-29-2002, 06:58 PM	#40
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Jesus dude.. what the fuck is wrong with visiting Tahoe? Are you one of those elitist asswipes who moved to Tahoe 2 months ago.. and think that NOW your entitled to shit on all of us who visit? With all due respect, it's the people who live in tahoe that fuck it up. We don't ask for jet skis, gas stations that leek MTB into the lake, white trash casinos, and 2bit strip hotels. I go to Tahoe to get away from shit like that. A little peace and quiet. People like you think that it's US, the tourists, that take away the beauty of Tahoe? think again

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DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	I was JOKING

09-30-2002, 08:43 AM	#42
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	All too often I run into Tahoe Tourist Haters. Just assumed you were one of them with the comment you made.

09-30-2002, 10:15 AM	#43
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	less details about the vehicle and more details about the dead guy!

09-30-2002, 10:31 AM	#44
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Man.... I wonder what level of stress the average cars salesman has in his life...