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Smegma · 09-28-2002, 09:40 PM

I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM.

Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline.

Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal.

We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me.

I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not.

CPR. The works. Nothing.

What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.

09-28-2002, 09:40 PM
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I Killed a Guy Buying a Car Today I went to a dealer today. My wife's ride wasn't big enough for our bursting family, so we headed to the dealer to trade in our trusty Denali. We get to the dealership around 11:00 AM. Well.. I hate buying cars... but when I do.. I leave the lot knowing that the dealer is feeling like he should have had a jar of Vaseline. Around 5:00 PM? and several hours of haggling about trade in price, vs retail, vs MSRP, Rebates, Shit like that.. we had come to a deal. We shook hands and started the paperwork.. well.. sometime during the paperwork process? I started to bitch about the Gap insurance that he was trying to sell me. I look up.. this guy?s eyes roll back.. and BAM.. he hits the pavement. Falls right out of his chair. I shit you not. CPR. The works. Nothing. What a fucked up day. Got a new car though.