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NetRodent · 09-29-2002, 09:30 PM

Here's an email our customer service department just recieved for one of our "repeat" customers. This guy has joined one of our clubs 18 times in the last year. A couple of months ago this guy raised a major stink because he couldn't signup again. It turns out our billing company had black listed his card because of excessive trial signups to the same club. How he was able to signup again, I don't know. I get a headache just reading his messages.

Quote:

Dear [CENSORED] ,I write for the solution of double I debit that I have found in my credit cards, sure due to an error in good faith of which I do not doubt, but hope that you render me poured how much in more for a service than which I do not have usufruito:[CENSORED]. Of continuation the detail of debits that I have paid in these last months, hopes that you render me perceived how much in more otherwise I will look at myself forced to boldness the ways lawyers, but creed features of an error and aspect the reimbursement in quick way, I make excuses myself for the disturbance, but I do not mean to have to that to make with you if you will not put shelter to I debit that you have made
duplicating how much I had you [CENSORED] for the access to the
situated, is clearly hat only one stupi could pay for the same IP for the same account, for the same period two times, with two various credit cards? continuation directory the two various ones debits for the same periods for the same IP, the same one account for same the situated one:

June 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days July 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days August 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days September 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = USD $49,95 for 30 days I can demonstrate how much I say with debits to it of my Bank, for hour diffido to make others you it debits and it attends the reimbursement of how much I attend an answer urgent and a urgent reimbursement, hour ringrazio to you and you salute distinguished, vidiffido making ulterior debits, mine bamca would not pay my instructions second and cvoi you would lose not soplo old me like and faithful customer, but you would be cited in court and of parlrrebbero all the average serene salutes I attend answer with urgency

And he sent it 6 times.

corvo · 09-29-2002, 09:34 PM

my brain is melting just from his grammer.
i barely understood it

Oldy · 09-29-2002, 11:32 PM

Forget that customer. He will dupe you. Seems something wrong with his card.

eru · 09-29-2002, 11:36 PM

It looks like the guy wrote that in his native tongue and then used babelfish for the translation.

Jizar II · 09-29-2002, 11:42 PM

LOL what a retard

SetTheWorldonFire · 09-29-2002, 11:46 PM

It means: I want my money back

Stealthy · 09-30-2002, 12:50 AM

Woo. I feel kinda nauseous after reading that... It made no fucking sense at all...

Voodoo · 09-30-2002, 12:54 AM

QUICKLY!!!! Go add the following text to your "Terms of Service".

"You are responsible for any payments that you make. If you make multiple payments, it is a gift to our company, and is non-refundable. We cannot control your actions. If you press submit more than once, it is your own fault and we will not take the time to remedy the situation. If we are forced to remedy your mistake, we will charge you an astronomical service fee. This is a binding contract, and may not be contested in any court of law."

L0stMind · 09-30-2002, 12:57 AM

bwahahhaha, thats got babelfish written all over it!

Oh, my head hurts....

Jimbo#1 · 09-30-2002, 05:07 AM

Your all better men than me, I couldn't even make it to the end before I had to stop reading

BVF · 09-30-2002, 07:02 AM

I got tired of the repeat trial visitors and the cheap bastards. Therefore I took the trial down. Much better.

DanielD · 09-30-2002, 09:29 AM

Next when he tries to send it, show him the exit door. These are frauds.

09-29-2002, 09:34 PM	#2
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09-29-2002, 11:36 PM	#4
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09-29-2002, 11:46 PM	#6
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	It means: I want my money back __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

09-30-2002, 12:50 AM	#7
Stealthy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: You know that voice inside your head? That's me... Posts: 626	Woo. I feel kinda nauseous after reading that... It made no fucking sense at all... __________________ <embed src=http://www.moonshadow-productions.com/images/moon.swf width="120" height=60>

09-30-2002, 12:54 AM	#8
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	QUICKLY!!!! Go add the following text to your "Terms of Service". "You are responsible for any payments that you make. If you make multiple payments, it is a gift to our company, and is non-refundable. We cannot control your actions. If you press submit more than once, it is your own fault and we will not take the time to remedy the situation. If we are forced to remedy your mistake, we will charge you an astronomical service fee. This is a binding contract, and may not be contested in any court of law." __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

09-29-2002, 11:32 PM	#3
Oldy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 348	Forget that customer. He will dupe you. Seems something wrong with his card.

09-29-2002, 11:42 PM	#5
Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	LOL what a retard

09-30-2002, 12:57 AM	#9
L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	bwahahhaha, thats got babelfish written all over it! Oh, my head hurts....

09-30-2002, 05:07 AM	#10
Jimbo#1 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 211	Your all better men than me, I couldn't even make it to the end before I had to stop reading

09-30-2002, 07:02 AM	#11
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I got tired of the repeat trial visitors and the cheap bastards. Therefore I took the trial down. Much better. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

09-30-2002, 09:29 AM	#12
DanielD Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 92	Next when he tries to send it, show him the exit door. These are frauds.