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NetRodent 09-29-2002 09:30 PM

Annoying Customers
 
Here's an email our customer service department just recieved for one of our "repeat" customers. This guy has joined one of our clubs 18 times in the last year. A couple of months ago this guy raised a major stink because he couldn't signup again. It turns out our billing company had black listed his card because of excessive trial signups to the same club. How he was able to signup again, I don't know. I get a headache just reading his messages.


Quote:

Dear [CENSORED] ,I write for the solution of double I debit that I have found in my credit cards, sure due to an error in good faith of which I do not doubt, but hope that you render me poured how much in more for a service than which I do not have usufruito:[CENSORED]. Of continuation the detail of debits that I have paid in these last months, hopes that you render me perceived how much in more otherwise I will look at myself forced to boldness the ways lawyers, but creed features of an error and aspect the reimbursement in quick way, I make excuses myself for the disturbance, but I do not mean to have to that to make with you if you will not put shelter to I debit that you have made
duplicating how much I had you [CENSORED] for the access to the
situated, is clearly hat only one stupi could pay for the same IP for the same account, for the same period two times, with two various credit cards? continuation directory the two various ones debits for the same periods for the same IP, the same one account for same the situated one:

June 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days July 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days August 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = 30 USD $49,95 for days September 2002 Mastercard [CENSORED] ...... 2250 = 30 USD $49,95 for days Fidiscard [CENSORED] ...... 1710 = USD $49,95 for 30 days I can demonstrate how much I say with debits to it of my Bank, for hour diffido to make others you it debits and it attends the reimbursement of how much I attend an answer urgent and a urgent reimbursement, hour ringrazio to you and you salute distinguished, vidiffido making ulterior debits, mine bamca would not pay my instructions second and cvoi you would lose not soplo old me like and faithful customer, but you would be cited in court and of parlrrebbero all the average serene salutes I attend answer with urgency
And he sent it 6 times.

corvo 09-29-2002 09:34 PM

my brain is melting just from his grammer.
i barely understood it

Oldy 09-29-2002 11:32 PM

Forget that customer. He will dupe you. Seems something wrong with his card.

eru 09-29-2002 11:36 PM

It looks like the guy wrote that in his native tongue and then used babelfish for the translation.

Jizar II 09-29-2002 11:42 PM

LOL what a retard

SetTheWorldonFire 09-29-2002 11:46 PM

It means: I want my money back :mad:

Stealthy 09-30-2002 12:50 AM

Woo. I feel kinda nauseous after reading that... It made no fucking sense at all...

Voodoo 09-30-2002 12:54 AM

QUICKLY!!!! Go add the following text to your "Terms of Service".

"You are responsible for any payments that you make. If you make multiple payments, it is a gift to our company, and is non-refundable. We cannot control your actions. If you press submit more than once, it is your own fault and we will not take the time to remedy the situation. If we are forced to remedy your mistake, we will charge you an astronomical service fee. This is a binding contract, and may not be contested in any court of law."

L0stMind 09-30-2002 12:57 AM

bwahahhaha, thats got babelfish written all over it!

Oh, my head hurts....

Jimbo#1 09-30-2002 05:07 AM

Your all better men than me, I couldn't even make it to the end before I had to stop reading

BVF 09-30-2002 07:02 AM

I got tired of the repeat trial visitors and the cheap bastards. Therefore I took the trial down. Much better.

DanielD 09-30-2002 09:29 AM

Next when he tries to send it, show him the exit door. These are frauds.


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