How to disguise/hide fart smell? - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil E · 12-31-2007, 06:13 PM

I will be going on a date tonight and at the same time I'm full of deadly, rotten eggs smell gases. I can't control it and if I even let a small one out, it will stink a whole room.

Please help me out! I need to get this under control

Spunky · 12-31-2007, 06:13 PM

Go take a dump

TSGlider · 12-31-2007, 06:15 PM

There's this product called "Beano". You can get at most drug stores over the counter.

Fizzgig · 12-31-2007, 06:15 PM

Incense, Febreze, or these strawberry-scented matches work really well. Not that I ever need such things.

zEn84 · 12-31-2007, 06:17 PM

Save it until she gives you a blowjob

tony286 · 12-31-2007, 06:17 PM

look at someone close to you with a look of disgust.

BJ · 12-31-2007, 06:19 PM

tape a few dryer sheets in your boxers

D · 12-31-2007, 06:20 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFkzNxiS1zw

MBS Auto · 12-31-2007, 06:21 PM

Change your diet!

Deej · 12-31-2007, 06:23 PM

Why do you think a dog is man's best friend?

the content guy · 12-31-2007, 06:26 PM

Do you know why farts smell? It's so blind people can enjoy them also. Explain this to your girlfriend. If she doesn't understand tell her she is discriminating against the handicapped.

F-U-Jimmy · 12-31-2007, 08:14 PM

Light a match next time you fart

Agent 488 · 12-31-2007, 08:28 PM

justFred · 12-31-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

ok fuck that.

@OP man try ALL OF THE ABOVE.

at once.

HouseHead · 12-31-2007, 08:34 PM

loose ass muscles? thats not good man, men on men anal sex does not mix

FredIsMe · 12-31-2007, 08:48 PM

Why hide it. I enjoy my farts. Who cares if others don't, it's their loss

tony286 · 12-31-2007, 09:29 PM

http://www.under-tec.com/index.php

FritzRyan · 12-31-2007, 11:17 PM

i'd go the matches - or eat lots of beans - should be a good effect eiether way
i once gagged 5 strippers in a club...

DirtyDreamer · 12-31-2007, 11:42 PM

You need Subtle Butt

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it dont go down so well - maybe a spoonful of sugar will help.

VeriSexy · 01-01-2008, 05:59 AM

take it in.. and don't let go. Or blame the person beside you

V_RocKs · 01-01-2008, 06:34 AM

I just let it rip... then make a joke out of it and then know if I can spend the rest of my life with this bitch...

Speaking of assholes...

Emil · 01-01-2008, 07:24 AM

I have smelly farts too. My girlfriend and I usually sit under a plastic sheet when we're together and when I feel like farting I just do it on the other side of the sheet. Problem solved.

Manowar · 01-01-2008, 08:22 AM

magic treet up the butt

ichauch · 01-01-2008, 08:54 AM

It's only polite to ignite.

12-31-2007, 06:13 PM	#1
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	How to disguise/hide fart smell? I will be going on a date tonight and at the same time I'm full of deadly, rotten eggs smell gases. I can't control it and if I even let a small one out, it will stink a whole room. Please help me out! I need to get this under control __________________ A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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01-01-2008, 07:24 AM	#23
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