How to disguise/hide fart smell?

[Evil E]

I will be going on a date tonight and at the same time I'm full of deadly, rotten eggs smell gases. I can't control it and if I even let a small one out, it will stink a whole room.

Please help me out! I need to get this under control

[Spunky]

Go take a dump

[TSGlider]

There's this product called "Beano". You can get at most drug stores over the counter.

[Fizzgig]

Incense, Febreze, or these strawberry-scented matches work really well. Not that I ever need such things.

[zEn84]

Save it until she gives you a blowjob

[tony286]

look at someone close to you with a look of disgust.

[BJ]

tape a few dryer sheets in your boxers

[D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkzNxiS1zw

[MBS Auto]

Change your diet!

[Deej]

Why do you think a dog is man's best friend?

[the content guy]

Do you know why farts smell? It's so blind people can enjoy them also. Explain this to your girlfriend. If she doesn't understand tell her she is discriminating against the handicapped.

[F-U-Jimmy]

Light a match next time you fart

[Agent 488]

[justFred]

ok fuck that.

@OP man try ALL OF THE ABOVE.
































at once.

[HouseHead]

loose ass muscles? thats not good man, men on men anal sex does not mix

[FredIsMe]

Why hide it. I enjoy my farts. Who cares if others don't, it's their loss

[tony286]

http://www.under-tec.com/index.php

[FritzRyan]

i'd go the matches - or eat lots of beans - should be a good effect eiether way
i once gagged 5 strippers in a club...

[DirtyDreamer]

You need Subtle Butt

[kcbronxsta]

this may clear your bowls...
http://www.warezquality.com/signup.html
it dont go down so well - maybe a spoonful of sugar will help.

[VeriSexy]

take it in.. and don't let go. Or blame the person beside you

[V_RocKs]

I just let it rip... then make a joke out of it and then know if I can spend the rest of my life with this bitch...


Speaking of assholes...

[Emil]

I have smelly farts too. My girlfriend and I usually sit under a plastic sheet when we're together and when I feel like farting I just do it on the other side of the sheet. Problem solved.

[Manowar]

magic treet up the butt

[ichauch]

It's only polite to ignite.