How to disguise/hide fart smell?
 

I will be going on a date tonight and at the same time I'm full of deadly, rotten eggs smell gases. I can't control it and if I even let a small one out, it will stink a whole room.

Please help me out! I need to get this under control :helpme

Go take a dump

There's this product called "Beano". You can get at most drug stores over the counter.

Incense, Febreze, or these strawberry-scented matches work really well. Not that I ever need such things. :winkwink:

Save it until she gives you a blowjob

look at someone close to you with a look of disgust.

tape a few dryer sheets in your boxers

Change your diet!

Why do you think a dog is man's best friend?

Do you know why farts smell? It's so blind people can enjoy them also. Explain this to your girlfriend. If she doesn't understand tell her she is discriminating against the handicapped.

Light a match next time you fart

ok fuck that.

@OP man try ALL OF THE ABOVE.
































at once.

loose ass muscles? thats not good man, men on men anal sex does not mix

Why hide it. I enjoy my farts. Who cares if others don't, it's their loss :)

i'd go the matches - or eat lots of beans - should be a good effect eiether way
i once gagged 5 strippers in a club...

You need Subtle Butt :pimp

this may clear your bowls...
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it dont go down so well - maybe a spoonful of sugar will help.

take it in.. and don't let go. Or blame the person beside you

I just let it rip... then make a joke out of it and then know if I can spend the rest of my life with this bitch...


Speaking of assholes...

http://www.gigabytesofporn.com/teens...oneasshole.jpg

I have smelly farts too. My girlfriend and I usually sit under a plastic sheet when we're together and when I feel like farting I just do it on the other side of the sheet. Problem solved.

magic treet up the butt

It's only polite to ignite.