I bought my neighbor's cute 12 yo daughter an X-mas gift - GoFuckYourself.com

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 08:24 AM

An Ipod Nano.

How do I give it to her without coming off like a pedo?

Scott McD · 12-25-2007, 08:25 AM

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

american pervert · 12-25-2007, 08:26 AM

don't have her reach in your pocket to get it

Darkhorse · 12-25-2007, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

lol, I was thinking the samething....

The Duck · 12-25-2007, 08:32 AM

put it in a box labeled "X" and throw it through her bedroom window. Also attach penis close-up pic.

Jarmusch · 12-25-2007, 08:32 AM

Expect this when you go to her house to deliver the gift

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

hmm... why?

everybody thinks she is cute.

Bojangles · 12-25-2007, 08:37 AM

Hahahahahaha

Scootermuze · 12-25-2007, 08:40 AM

What pops to my mind is..

How old are you?
Why would you buy it for her?
Are you close enough with the family that such a jesture would be acceptable?

cranki · 12-25-2007, 08:41 AM

LoriAnderson · 12-25-2007, 08:42 AM

LOL

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Expect this when you go to her house to deliver the gift

Jarmusch · 12-25-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

What pops to my mind is..

How old are you?
Why would you buy it for her?
Are you close enough with the family that such a jesture would be acceptable?

And don't think you can get away with the ol' "I came to hang out" excuse.

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

What pops to my mind is..

How old are you?
Why would you buy it for her?
Are you close enough with the family that such a jesture would be acceptable?

I'm 28

She's a nice girl...when my nephews came to stay with me one weekend she introduced herself to them and took them to play at the local park and pool.

I talk to her parents from time to time, they seem like nice enough people...but I don't know how they would react to me buying a gift for their daughter...some people are just paranoid like that...especially when i concerns their kids.

Jarmusch · 12-25-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

I talk to her parents from time to time, they seem like nice enough people...but I don't know how they would react to me buying a gift for their daughter...

Then you shouldn't have bought it. Give the ipod to one of your nephews and save yourself some trouble.

"What were you thinking?"

Iron Fist · 12-25-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

Jarmusch · 12-25-2007, 08:53 AM

You should also remove Shatner from your sig, it makes you come across as being creepy.

cranki · 12-25-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

You should also remove Shatner from your sig, it makes you come across as being creepy.

the neighbors prolly don't read gfy

Grapesoda · 12-25-2007, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

An Ipod Nano.

How do I give it to her without coming off like a pedo?

tell her parents in appreciation for her baby sitting your nephews you have a gift for her "if it's alright"... then let them figure it out if it's okay. -bmb

Iron Fist · 12-25-2007, 08:58 AM

I'll just get this out of the way..

Bojangles · 12-25-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

tell her parents in appreciation for her baby sitting your nephews you have a gift for her "if it's alright"... then let them figure it out if it's okay. -bmb

If you insist on giving it to her, this may be the best way.

tony286 · 12-25-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

tell her parents in appreciation for her baby sitting your nephews you have a gift for her "if it's alright"... then let them figure it out if it's okay. -bmb

Thats good but isnt it sad that you have to be so paranoid around children. I remember as a kid, a adult would come by and say what a cute kid or what a good boy and give me a pinch on the cheek or a pat on the head.No one thought nothing of it. Now a days I wont touch a child.

Jarmusch · 12-25-2007, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I remember as a kid, a adult would come by and say what a cute kid or what a good boy and give me a pinch on the cheek or a pat on the head.No one thought nothing of it. Now a days I wont touch a child.

You were just too young to realize they were all pedos back then.

Malicious Biz · 12-25-2007, 09:13 AM

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 09:15 AM

you guys are weird.

themonk · 12-25-2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

nice one

Scootermuze · 12-25-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Thats good but isnt it sad that you have to be so paranoid around children. I remember as a kid, a adult would come by and say what a cute kid or what a good boy and give me a pinch on the cheek or a pat on the head.No one thought nothing of it. Now a days I wont touch a child.

So true.. I grew up in a place... and time where everyone looked after everyone's kids.. I enjoyed talking with the adults.. Went hunting with the neighbor man.. fishing with another one.. talked alot to the moms.. and such..

Being grown now.. I enjoy talking with young people.. They are interesting to listen to, but I have to watch myself because of the current attitudes toward it all..

I'm sure there were sicko freaks back then too, but not near what it is today.. Very sad..

RAM · 12-25-2007, 09:23 AM

Now this is to deep

69pornlinks · 12-25-2007, 09:49 AM

give her a 25 dollar gift card instead, not an 'expensive' electronic device....you're a case waiting to happen

mrthumbs · 12-25-2007, 09:51 AM

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lolllllllllll

Jai · 12-25-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

thinking the same thing

tony286 · 12-25-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

So true.. I grew up in a place... and time where everyone looked after everyone's kids.. I enjoyed talking with the adults.. Went hunting with the neighbor man.. fishing with another one.. talked alot to the moms.. and such..

Being grown now.. I enjoy talking with young people.. They are interesting to listen to, but I have to watch myself because of the current attitudes toward it all..

I'm sure there were sicko freaks back then too, but not near what it is today.. Very sad..

My family and I were having this conversation.The amount of pervs are probably the same as per the population but back then you just didn't have the news flashing it all over the place so it seems like a epidemic. Making everyone question every move towards a child.

FuqALot · 12-25-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You can stop calling her cute for starters... ;-)

thats really good

Herb Kornfield · 12-25-2007, 10:24 AM

I'd run in past the parents first to see how they are with it.

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Thats good but isnt it sad that you have to be so paranoid around children. I remember as a kid, a adult would come by and say what a cute kid or what a good boy and give me a pinch on the cheek or a pat on the head.No one thought nothing of it. Now a days I wont touch a child.

Thats exactly how i feel. I wish i could give her a hug without people going mental about it.

Penny24Seven · 12-25-2007, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Thats exactly how i feel. I wish i could give her a hug without people going mental about it.

hahhahaha this has to be fake

Malicious Biz · 12-25-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Thats exactly how i feel. I wish i could give her a hug without people going mental about it.

Walrus · 12-25-2007, 11:28 AM

Good call, Hookers. Probably a fake topic.

"Join Date: December 2007."

Penny24Seven · 12-25-2007, 11:40 AM

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Good call, Hookers. Probably a fake topic.

"Join Date: December 2007."

The whole cute thing made me wonder and now he is just going with it, I don't like when people call everything fake but he just has everything pointing at it, just joined to make that thread on an adult message board LOL, was a funny thread though, off to my parents house and I have no gift for the neighbors though, I guess i'm just an asshole haha see ya

DamianJ · 12-25-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Thats exactly how i feel. I wish i could give her a hug without people going mental about it.

Mate, if you are going to troll, try and do it better than this.

K. Thx. Bye.

Sebastian Sands · 12-25-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

My family and I were having this conversation.The amount of pervs are probably the same as per the population but back then you just didn't have the news flashing it all over the place so it seems like a epidemic. Making everyone question every move towards a child.

So that's why you are messed up?.. All those pinches..

Just kidding.. Happy Holidays bro.

Sebs

Ycaza · 12-25-2007, 11:58 AM

just from the title i think its wrong, but why not give it the parents and can lable it from uncle.........? shit even that sounds a little pervy

ztik · 12-25-2007, 12:03 PM

warlordx · 12-25-2007, 12:17 PM

i'd have at least bought them all presents that way it aint gonna look so creepy drop them all of with them and tell them that you got her an expensive gift just for looking after your nephews and let them decide if it goes her way or not

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza

just from the title i think its wrong, but why not give it the parents and can lable it from uncle.........? shit even that sounds a little pervy

Why would i label it "from uncle", i want her to know that it is from me.

[ScreaM] · 12-25-2007, 12:50 PM

Like someone said, give it to one of your nephews.

pornask · 12-25-2007, 01:00 PM

WTF?????? That's all I can say!

CurrentlySober · 12-25-2007, 01:32 PM

Solution? Easy...instead of ipod, get her an elephant, cause elephants are cute, practical, and thexy... then they will know that is from you as you ride it around the garden and have her name tattoed down the side... she can ride it too... What 12 year wouldnt want her own elephant? exactly I rest my elephant case

rogue employee · 12-25-2007, 01:49 PM

Fuck you, assholes. You're all probably pedos, since your mind automatically points to the gutter because I want to give a gift to a nice 12 yo girl who's had a rough childhood. Only a pedo would think like that. I'd hate to see what would turn up in a scan of your hard drive.

Pleasurepays · 12-25-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue employee

Fuck you, assholes. You're all probably pedos, since your mind automatically points to the gutter because I want to give a gift to a nice 12 yo girl who's had a rough childhood. Only a pedo would think like that. I'd hate to see what would turn up in a scan of your hard drive.

its the fact that you felt compelled to use the word "cute" to describe a 12yr old girl you want to give a gift to... which you already know is innapropriate to begin with.

you're not funny, and it seems increasingly possible that you really need help.

bausch · 12-25-2007, 01:56 PM

I wouldn't buy anything for a neighbor's kid period. Why give something when you don't have to? Only give when you are forced to, like close family or when you know the other person is going to give you something so you have to give something back. Keep ipod for yourself or give it to your nephews.

No one would think I'm a pedo because I'm female and I still wouldn't give anything to a neighbor's kid. If you only met her once too... You don't have to give her anything.

12-25-2007, 08:24 AM	#1
rogue employee So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 186	I bought my neighbor's cute 12 yo daughter an X-mas gift An Ipod Nano. How do I give it to her without coming off like a pedo?

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rogue employee So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 186	Fuck you, assholes. You're all probably pedos, since your mind automatically points to the gutter because I want to give a gift to a nice 12 yo girl who's had a rough childhood. Only a pedo would think like that. I'd hate to see what would turn up in a scan of your hard drive.

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	I wouldn't buy anything for a neighbor's kid period. Why give something when you don't have to? Only give when you are forced to, like close family or when you know the other person is going to give you something so you have to give something back. Keep ipod for yourself or give it to your nephews. No one would think I'm a pedo because I'm female and I still wouldn't give anything to a neighbor's kid. If you only met her once too... You don't have to give her anything. Last edited by bausch; 12-25-2007 at 01:58 PM..