Have you ever put a "Summer Sausage" in your underwear? - GoFuckYourself.com

BLUE RIBBON · 12-18-2007, 07:59 PM

I've heard stories of guys trying to impress the chicks by putting a prop in their pants, but I don't know if the stories are true.

One story is about a guy at a roller skating rink who wiped out and broke his leg. The skating rink had to call an ambulance and the paramedics cut his jeans off at the scene. Turns out, the guy had a salami in his underwear and the paramedics exposed his secret.

My friend said he was an acual witness to this, but I wonder . . . . . . do guys really put "Summer Sausages" in their underwear?

Spunky · 12-18-2007, 08:12 PM

I get mistaken for having one in there all the time..it's a curse

american pervert · 12-18-2007, 08:18 PM

i have an italian sausage in mine

CDSmith · 12-18-2007, 08:19 PM

Summer sausage? No, that would stink after a while, no? I'm just saying.

I've gotten accused by several women over the years of having a rolled up pair of socks in there though. The look on their faces is priceless when you prove them wrong.

:D

BLUE RIBBON · 12-18-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Summer sausage? No, that would stink after a while, no? I'm just saying.

I've gotten accused by several women over the years of having a rolled up pair of socks in there though. The look on their faces is priceless when you prove them wrong.

:D

Would you say the women were more, "anxious" or "scared" when they found out the truth?

BLUE RIBBON · 12-18-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

i have an italian sausage in mine

Would the chicks describe it as a HOT italian sausage or a MILD italian sausage?

CDSmith · 12-18-2007, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BLUE RIBBON

Would you say the women were more, "anxious" or "scared" when they found out the truth?

Some ran for cover.

Others wanted to touch.

D · 12-18-2007, 08:43 PM

They're very easy to shoplift that way.

If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

american pervert · 12-18-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BLUE RIBBON

Would the chicks describe it as a HOT italian sausage or a MILD italian sausage?

spicy, very spicy

Farang · 12-18-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by D

They're very easy to shoplift that way.

If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

lol

tony286 · 12-18-2007, 09:31 PM

i remember hearing that broken leg sausage story when i was a kid. lol

12-18-2007, 07:59 PM	#1
BLUE RIBBON So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 60	Have you ever put a "Summer Sausage" in your underwear? I've heard stories of guys trying to impress the chicks by putting a prop in their pants, but I don't know if the stories are true. One story is about a guy at a roller skating rink who wiped out and broke his leg. The skating rink had to call an ambulance and the paramedics cut his jeans off at the scene. Turns out, the guy had a salami in his underwear and the paramedics exposed his secret. My friend said he was an acual witness to this, but I wonder . . . . . . do guys really put "Summer Sausages" in their underwear?

12-18-2007, 08:12 PM	#2
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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	They're very easy to shoplift that way. If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants" You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

12-18-2007, 09:31 PM	#11
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i remember hearing that broken leg sausage story when i was a kid. lol