Have you ever put a "Summer Sausage" in your underwear?
 

I've heard stories of guys trying to impress the chicks by putting a prop in their pants, but I don't know if the stories are true.

One story is about a guy at a roller skating rink who wiped out and broke his leg. The skating rink had to call an ambulance and the paramedics cut his jeans off at the scene. Turns out, the guy had a salami in his underwear and the paramedics exposed his secret.

My friend said he was an acual witness to this, but I wonder . . . . . . do guys really put "Summer Sausages" in their underwear?

I get mistaken for having one in there all the time..it's a curse :(

i have an italian sausage in mine

Summer sausage? No, that would stink after a while, no? I'm just saying.

I've gotten accused by several women over the years of having a rolled up pair of socks in there though. The look on their faces is priceless when you prove them wrong.

:D

Would you say the women were more, "anxious" or "scared" when they found out the truth?

Would the chicks describe it as a HOT italian sausage or a MILD italian sausage?

Some ran for cover.


Others wanted to touch.

They're very easy to shoplift that way.

If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

:winkwink:

spicy, very spicy

lol :1orglaugh

i remember hearing that broken leg sausage story when i was a kid. lol