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D · 12-18-2007, 08:43 PM

They're very easy to shoplift that way.

If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants"

You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking.

12-18-2007, 08:43 PM
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	They're very easy to shoplift that way. If you get stopped on the way out, and someone says, "Excuse me, sir... but do you have a sausage in your pants" You can say, "Why thank you... thank you very much." Turn around, and keep walking. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31