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Anna_Miller · 12-19-2007, 10:20 AM

The funniest thing I ever had stolen was my pocket rocket. We had movers packing up our things. I forgot to take it out of my night stand before they got there, & it never made it to the new house!! LOL

Odie · 12-19-2007, 10:20 AM

Someone gave me a bottle of perfume on the last day of Webmaster Access in Amsterdam and I wrapped it up in my sweater and put it behind a couch(Sleazy Dream's TGP party) and when I came back at the end of the night, it was gone!

I had a party once and someone stole my exfoliating cream which was expensive but seriously??

alby_persignup · 12-19-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by moogle

My bag's key chain :/

i experienced that shit too..

JohnnyJames · 12-19-2007, 11:38 AM

Winning lotto ticket during a company party.

It was worth $2.00. I announced it was a 2 buck winner, put it on the mantel over the fireplace.

Gone the next morning.

GAMEFINEST · 12-19-2007, 01:33 PM

some crazziiie shiiiet

BlackCrayon · 12-19-2007, 04:14 PM

someone stole the propane tank off my bbq.

madfuck · 12-19-2007, 04:15 PM

gfy, wtfevr......

KBoogie · 12-19-2007, 04:20 PM

How about one of my high school year books! Happened at a party I had in college and the next day I noticed my Senior yearbook was gone. WTF?

JRingo · 12-19-2007, 04:53 PM

A bag of trash ..... yes a bag of everyday household waste. Put it in the back of my truck to take to work cause our trash can was full and by lunch someone stole it...... have been putting my trash in the back of the truck ever since saves Me 12.00 a month .......

Herb Kornfield · 12-19-2007, 05:11 PM

At the Philadelphia Folk Fest I was camping and some one broke into my tent and took the following:

- Box of pancake mix
- Silver mixing bowls
- wooden spoons to mix.

But Left behind:
- 1/2 oz of Chronic
- full bottle of Jim Beam
- 15 already rolled J's
- $200 in cash that was in the tent inner pocket.
- Keys to my truck
- Cell Phone
- Wife's diamond engagement ring that she took off and wouldnt loose.

I guess they really wanted pancakes.

ProjectNaked · 12-19-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

...I guess they really wanted pancakes.

haha - they were probably so stoned, food was the only thing on their mind.

CDSmith · 12-19-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JRingo

A bag of trash ..... yes a bag of everyday household waste. Put it in the back of my truck to take to work cause our trash can was full and by lunch someone stole it...... have been putting my trash in the back of the truck ever since saves Me 12.00 a month .......

Now that one IS funny.

I too do that sometimes. If I put anything of even the slightest value out back by the garbage cans it's usually gone the next day. I once sat an old broken down washing machine out there once while renovating my rental house and *poof*, gone the next day.

Saved me at least $25 bucks in hauling fees.

Rochard · 12-19-2007, 11:24 PM

Strangest thing I ever had stolen from me?

My dog "Sex".

Every year for Christmas my mother-in-law demands a wish list of what I want for Christmas. One year for Christmas at the top of my list I said "More sex". (Sounds like a odd thing to say your mother-in-law but we are close and she gets my humor.) That list was in turn passed onto the rest of the family....

So Christmas comes and it turns out my sister-in-law saw this ugly porcelain dog and decides to buy it for me. She called it "Sex", so I got "Sex" for Christmas.

That damn ugly dog state on my front doorstep until one day it was just gone.

Very odd.

VeriSexy · 12-19-2007, 11:35 PM

My windshield whippers for gawd sakes

raven1083 · 12-19-2007, 11:54 PM

I think my wallet with a small amount on there, really bad!!!

Matt 26z · 12-20-2007, 12:57 AM

Babe Ruth autographed photo.

When I was a kid me and my friend would sell baseball cards at his mom's yearly garage sale. Each year this jerk in his 30's would come and tell us how shitty our collection was. So I decided to offer up an autographed Babe Ruth photo to increase the prestige of our little store when he came. I of course had cut the photo out of a baseball magazine and applied the signature myself and put it in an old frame.

So when the jerk showed up that year he was all business! First he tried to scam me out of it in a lop sided trade, but I told him $10,000 or nothing. Now here is where it gets interesting. The next morning the photo was gone! Then the day after that was garbage day for the neighborhood, and we saw that actual frame (now empty) sitting in a box at the curb of that guy! He was the one who stole it!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 12-20-2007, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Silvercash Kristin

How about one of my high school year books! Happened at a party I had in college and the next day I noticed my Senior yearbook was gone. WTF?

Holy shit, that would be terrible! I would be so pissed off and creeped out at the same time... I'm not sure what I would do.

12-19-2007, 10:20 AM	#51
Anna_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 4RealCash.com Posts: 697	The funniest thing I ever had stolen was my pocket rocket. We had movers packing up our things. I forgot to take it out of my night stand before they got there, & it never made it to the new house!! LOL __________________ My Official Website Anna at 4RealCash dot com icq 610460777

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Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	Someone gave me a bottle of perfume on the last day of Webmaster Access in Amsterdam and I wrapped it up in my sweater and put it behind a couch(Sleazy Dream's TGP party) and when I came back at the end of the night, it was gone! I had a party once and someone stole my exfoliating cream which was expensive but seriously?? __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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12-19-2007, 11:38 AM	#54
JohnnyJames Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 621	Winning lotto ticket during a company party. It was worth $2.00. I announced it was a 2 buck winner, put it on the mantel over the fireplace. Gone the next morning.

12-19-2007, 04:15 PM	#57
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12-19-2007, 04:53 PM	#59
JRingo Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 22	A bag of trash ..... yes a bag of everyday household waste. Put it in the back of my truck to take to work cause our trash can was full and by lunch someone stole it...... have been putting my trash in the back of the truck ever since saves Me 12.00 a month ....... __________________ Just another Horse shit Blog - let's trade links

12-19-2007, 05:11 PM	#60
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	At the Philadelphia Folk Fest I was camping and some one broke into my tent and took the following: - Box of pancake mix - Silver mixing bowls - wooden spoons to mix. But Left behind: - 1/2 oz of Chronic - full bottle of Jim Beam - 15 already rolled J's - $200 in cash that was in the tent inner pocket. - Keys to my truck - Cell Phone - Wife's diamond engagement ring that she took off and wouldnt loose. I guess they really wanted pancakes.

12-19-2007, 11:24 PM	#63
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,577	Strangest thing I ever had stolen from me? My dog "Sex". Every year for Christmas my mother-in-law demands a wish list of what I want for Christmas. One year for Christmas at the top of my list I said "More sex". (Sounds like a odd thing to say your mother-in-law but we are close and she gets my humor.) That list was in turn passed onto the rest of the family.... So Christmas comes and it turns out my sister-in-law saw this ugly porcelain dog and decides to buy it for me. She called it "Sex", so I got "Sex" for Christmas. That damn ugly dog state on my front doorstep until one day it was just gone. Very odd. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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12-20-2007, 12:57 AM	#66
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Babe Ruth autographed photo. When I was a kid me and my friend would sell baseball cards at his mom's yearly garage sale. Each year this jerk in his 30's would come and tell us how shitty our collection was. So I decided to offer up an autographed Babe Ruth photo to increase the prestige of our little store when he came. I of course had cut the photo out of a baseball magazine and applied the signature myself and put it in an old frame. So when the jerk showed up that year he was all business! First he tried to scam me out of it in a lop sided trade, but I told him $10,000 or nothing. Now here is where it gets interesting. The next morning the photo was gone! Then the day after that was garbage day for the neighborhood, and we saw that actual frame (now empty) sitting in a box at the curb of that guy! He was the one who stole it!