what's the strangest shit you have ever had stolen from you???
 

I returned home last night to find my house broken into and the following items missing:

-wet/dry shop vac
-small tool box full of odd tools (screw driver, wrenches, etc...)
-appx $10 in empty beer bottles

They smashed in 1 door and card picked another.

Now for the strange part - There were 400+ dvds and a 56" tv in 1 room untouched, several other smaller tv's, cameras, stereos, and other valuable items all left untouched. I was out of town for the last 2 weeks and they could have easily cleaned me out. Why take a big ass shop vac over a tv or hundreds of dvds? Also, the house is miles from the nearest crackhead. :)

On a side note, I have installed several of these inside and outside the house in hopes that the fuckers come back or at least pull into the drive.

One of those old giant cell phones that were hard wired into your car with a full size handset.

But they didn't take the whole thing, they just cut the handset off using a knife. So it was totally worthless to them.

When I joined the adult industry, my sanity was taken ....

:/

my gas grill in front of my loft.it was greasy and dirty and they took it.

A few winters ago some idiot stole my shovel, the one I used to clean up my dog's poop with.


Seriously, they stole my poopshovel. Can you believe that? :(

lol - that was either a crackhead or a kid wanting a cool phone to take to school

Bastards stole all my bedding one time..ruthless assholes

I've had my car manual stolen from my VW Golf. CDs, radar detector, change, all leatherman, those were all left untouched. I guess somebody wanted the manual + my service log.

Had a package of toilet paper stolen. My digital camera on the coffee table, it was left untouched.

An Angel Food Cake.

One day, my mother made one, and put it out in the dining room to be served later with dinner.

Someone came through out back yard, though the back screen porch and the open back door, and made off with the cake.

We figured the guy was walking through the woods, and hungry...

My mom said that all the guy woulda had to do was ask, and she would have gladly given him the cake.

My car was broken into and only $ .42 was taken. They left the cell phone in the door, just took the change from a bottle of pepsi.

I had my underwear stolen, and I'm pretty sure it was by the lady that worked in the office of my apt. building. She would come talk to me while I was doing laundry, and then I'd come back, and there would be a pair missing, EVERY time. I've heard of it happening to girls before, but never a guy.

A car speaker box for 12 inch subs.. no speakers in it.. Less then 5 feet away was another box with speakers in, 2 brand new 12s still in the factory box and 4 amps.

i had a tweaker steal my pillow, among other things like clothes and my book of program cds and a laptop

i got it all back but left him the clothes and pillow

at least you got the important shit back - I had some fuck make off with a whole duffle bag of equiptment once. over 5K in value - I got a hit from the laptop company when the dumbass tried to register it to get a recovery cd. By the time the 5.0 issued the warrant he had already moved out of state. :mad:

A girls gone wild dvd.

or

A 2-shooter of Hot Damn.

that's treasure right there :winkwink:

I had a box of my belongings in the back of an old car that I stored in my aunts garage for a couple years. Wouldn't you know my 15 year old cousin Tony busted out the window and stole a Hustler magazine...

Had he asked, maybe I would have just slipped it to him, don't bust my fucking car up for fucks sake.

they broke in my car and stole my car stereo while I was parked outside a stripclub.
The other times that happened I was PIZZD. But this time, it wasnt so bad, I was able to fix the keylock myself, and collect the insurance for the cr@ppy expensive factory boze stereo, and simply install the, untouched/not stolen, new in box pioneer that was sitting undisturbed on the floor of the backseat as I hadn't gotten around to installing it yet ?!
Oh, and they took some 2$ sunglasses at the same time. The marks of a genius.

a vanilla ice cd :1orglaugh

Few years ago some loser of a fucktard broke into my car and stole everything that could be dismounted, including floor mats and the such. But my mind stopped when I found that the fucker also took a little plush hedgehog I had hung on the mirror. It was just a tiny toy I got as a gift. Who could possibly steal that? What use would it be to a fucker?? Lowest of the low :(

Electric razor when I was having a party.

my virginity :disgust

I had almost the same experience. I had my car broken into and they didn't take the stereo or the 2 dozen CD's they broke out my window and took about 2 bucks in change out of my ashtray.

I used to live in an apartment complex (same place the car was broken into at) and I had my clothes in one of the dryers in the laundry room. I came down to get the dry clothes and someone had stolen all of my underwear out of my laundry.

I also had a stereo mount taken. I used to have a pull out stereo and had the stereo in my house but the took the mount that was in the dash.

Lol. I got it back. :thumbsup

A 2 foot novelty rubber eraser. I was in 2nd grade and I was sick and missed school one day. When I came back the next day, someone had stolen it out of my desk. Damn 2nd graders.

My Army medals :(

that sucks :disgust

one time someone wandered into my house and took half the change in the spare change bowl in the bedroom. Ignoring in the process the jewelry box, electronics, ect...

More recently someone stole a pair of very dirty, used and I am sure smelly tennis shoes off my front porch. WTF???

my 99 cent chicken sandwich from jack in the box. I left it on the table and went to go grab some ketchup, i come back and bam..its gone. Motherfuckers.

A $20 electric guitar tuner, they didn't bother with the $1k guitar though

We had a Halloween pumpkin and candle stolen from us, I was really gutted it took me ages to scoop out the pumkin and cut a scary face into it then some bastard went and stole it from our front door candle and all..:disgust

a pair of stripper panties during a shoot in a hotel

stolen by the cleaning lady how weird is that

some fuckin asshole mexican gangsters stole a keg out of my backyard after the party had pretty much died. the reason its strange is i told them they could drink all teh beer they want. they must have been hard up for dough so they wanted the keg shell but the idiots left the tap on the ground..

long story short i chased 4 mexican assholes across teh street with a 3 iron in my drunken rage. i was satisfied with them all huddling behind a car hoping i didn't come around the side and kill them. :)

My bag's key chain :/

Some fuckers broke into my car in August and in the process of trying to hotwire it bent all of the steering column and drivers door and wrote the car off.

So instead of having fun joyriding they only made off with about £2 in loose change. I would have rather given them the keys and said "have fun, bring it back by morning" then have them wreck and old but perfectly decent car for nothing more than £2. :mad:

Also had some clothes stolen off my washing line once.

Can't rape the willing :)

when i was in high school i had a scooter & accidentally left the keys in it... helmet in seat compartment.. they only stole the helmet while they could have just started the scooter and ride away....

One break in, someone lifted up my $300 PS2, moved it aside and stole the $50 VCR that was under it.

I guess they were only interested in specific stuff that they knew they could sell.

Someone stole an MC Hammer tape frome me.

this past august.. forgot box of toys/sari's I had used few scenes that day
on back seat of car. broke my back window for them. And I was too lazy that night after shooting all day that I just dumped everything into a bag and box. was gonan clean them day after when i threw the sari's in the wash. So whoever took them got toys all dirty with lube and juices.. sari's that were cum stained. and coupel towels the girls used to wipe the cumshots off their face.

serves the crackhead for taking them. karma is a bitch! :thumbsup

Someone stole fuzzy dice from my rearview mirror.

ohhhhhhhhh.. I rememebr those!! I used to have one. My sister had got me one when she went on some high school trip.

Someon stole my xbox, some VHS tapes 2 dvd's but left the others, my papers, but left the laptop and the desktop that was in the same room. Also ate my pizza. Even tried to microwave it.

I had someone break into my car and steal only the silver change. Left all the pennies. I wasn't mad at them breaking into my car since they didn't break anything. I was pissed that they actually had the time to sit there and go through all the change. I'm sure it was less than two bucks, but still.

someone stole an 8X10 area rug off my front porch
small gas barbecue
snow shovel
pile of aluminum siding

bastards.

My dignity by the mother of my son.

While I thought we were living seperately temporarily untill *I* figured out if i wanted to live with her again, she was already fucking somebody else in my old house where i also paid rent. Funny part, I still am not over this :/

Second thought, I think i was just blind and gave it away for nothing :(

It really tied the room together dude. At least a chinaman didn't pee on it first.

People are nuts...

I had a "friend" that stole (aka borrowed without asking) my clothes... but I had to cut her off when she bent over one day and I saw my thong coming out of the back of her jeans!

most recently, the ping pong table.