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Old 12-12-2007, 08:23 PM   #1
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When are you going to die?

Yeah - I know there are loads - but I am bored.....

http://www.death-clock.org/

and I like this one - it says I will live to 64.

I had one that told me I should have been dead 3 years ago.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:26 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:46 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:46 PM   #4
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AHA!

I read the fine print!

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*should be used for fun only, this calculator is unlikely to predict your actual date of death!
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:07 PM   #5
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:33 PM   #6
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Based on our calculations you will die on:

Wednesday, 7th April 2055

You will live to be 79 years, 9 months and 19 days old!


Great--even though I know it's BS, I still don't like seeing it. Nice thoughts before bed.
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:39 PM   #7
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WOW way cool...

Wednesday, 13th December 2034

They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

Excellent! Time for long-term projections!
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:47 PM   #8
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WOW way cool...

Wednesday, 13th December 2034

They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

Excellent! Time for long-term projections!

I still don't know how I feel about it. I almost wish I didn't look...and yes, I know it is a silly game:-)
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:53 PM   #9
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I rather wait and see what happens then have some key gen thing tell me.
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:58 PM   #10
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At time of test you are 27 years, 4 months and 27 days old

Based on our calculations you will die on:

Monday, 29th May 2051

You will live to be 70 years, 10 months and 14 days old!
Whoa, marking that in my calendar

the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:10 PM   #11
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I actually bought a few of those rebadged y2k clocks where you could set your 'death date' on. Got one for my old buddy for Christmas in '00.

Think you still have 20 years, Ted. Rock on!
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:15 PM   #12
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Whoa, marking that in my calendar

the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors

I think I am outliving ya all!
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:21 PM   #13
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You will live to be 66 years, 0 months and 0 days old!

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Old 12-12-2007, 10:22 PM   #14
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:08 AM   #15
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:26 AM   #16
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:27 AM   #17
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At time of test you are 27 years, 3 months and 13 days old

Based on our calculations you will die on:

Saturday, 10th August 2047

You will live to be 66 years, 11 months and 11 days old!

Realistically I give myself another 15 years max.
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:28 AM   #18
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:37 AM   #19
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:37 AM   #20
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I DIE ON.. Saturday, 3rd March 2035 at 67 years old

omg Im just gonna go and commit suicide now... I dont wanna live that long fuck it
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:47 AM   #21
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The Day I die is...

Saturday, 3rd April 2049 Age: 64


Yay! i have to live longer than i expected!
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:51 AM   #22
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maybe you are already dead and don't even know it.. spooky shit ya?
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:54 AM   #23
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You will live to be 74 years, 7 months and 7 days old!


owned

and by the year 2050 there will be so many improvements to health care that I'll live another 70 years..

OWNED AGAIN

then in another 70 years I'll just download my brain into a computer and live forever.

OWNED FOREVER

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Old 12-13-2007, 10:01 AM   #24
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mine said i will live into the year 2060, ill be 74 when i die supposedly
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:28 PM   #25
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:41 PM   #26
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:59 PM   #27
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:23 PM   #28
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lol, known that site long before and I didn't know why result differs every time
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