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Damian_Maxcash 12-12-2007 08:23 PM

When are you going to die?
 
Yeah - I know there are loads - but I am bored.....

http://www.death-clock.org/

and I like this one - it says I will live to 64.

I had one that told me I should have been dead 3 years ago.

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2007 08:26 PM

I'm already dead...

Spunky 12-12-2007 08:46 PM

It says at 69..good enough for me

D 12-12-2007 08:46 PM

AHA!

I read the fine print!

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://www.death-clock.org
*should be used for fun only, this calculator is unlikely to predict your actual date of death!


RevengeBucks_Monica 12-12-2007 09:07 PM

I don't even check, because I know I'm going to use those newfangled live-forever pills when they finally make them.

PaygeaGrl 12-12-2007 09:33 PM

Based on our calculations you will die on:

Wednesday, 7th April 2055

You will live to be 79 years, 9 months and 19 days old!


Great--even though I know it's BS, I still don't like seeing it. Nice thoughts before bed.

MediaGuy 12-12-2007 09:39 PM

WOW way cool...

Wednesday, 13th December 2034

They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

Excellent! Time for long-term projections!

PaygeaGrl 12-12-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 13507269)
WOW way cool...

Wednesday, 13th December 2034

They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

Excellent! Time for long-term projections!


I still don't know how I feel about it. I almost wish I didn't look...and yes, I know it is a silly game:-)

minniesoporno 12-12-2007 09:53 PM

I rather wait and see what happens then have some key gen thing tell me.

96ukssob 12-12-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

At time of test you are 27 years, 4 months and 27 days old

Based on our calculations you will die on:

Monday, 29th May 2051

You will live to be 70 years, 10 months and 14 days old!
Whoa, marking that in my calendar :winkwink:

the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors

GrouchyAdmin 12-12-2007 10:10 PM

I actually bought a few of those rebadged y2k clocks where you could set your 'death date' on. Got one for my old buddy for Christmas in '00.

Think you still have 20 years, Ted. Rock on! :thumbsup

PaygeaGrl 12-12-2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 13507319)
Whoa, marking that in my calendar :winkwink:

the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors


I think I am outliving ya all!

futurama 12-12-2007 10:21 PM

Sunday, 30th November 2042
You will live to be 66 years, 0 months and 0 days old!

lol!

wyldworx 12-12-2007 10:22 PM

whenever i finish living.

Elixir 12-13-2007 08:08 AM

I never Die :pimp

Antonio 12-13-2007 08:26 AM

2042 at the tender age of 72

uno 12-13-2007 08:27 AM

At time of test you are 27 years, 3 months and 13 days old

Based on our calculations you will die on:

Saturday, 10th August 2047

You will live to be 66 years, 11 months and 11 days old!

Realistically I give myself another 15 years max.

florin 12-13-2007 08:28 AM

whenever, dude....

czarina 12-13-2007 08:37 AM

75 years here... not bad

halfpint 12-13-2007 08:37 AM

I DIE ON.. Saturday, 3rd March 2035 at 67 years old

omg Im just gonna go and commit suicide now... I dont wanna live that long fuck it :)

sniperwolf 12-13-2007 09:47 AM

The Day I die is...

Saturday, 3rd April 2049 Age: 64


Yay! i have to live longer than i expected! :winkwink:

Retributi0n 12-13-2007 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 13507014)
I'm already dead...

maybe you are already dead and don't even know it.. spooky shit ya?

Retributi0n 12-13-2007 09:54 AM

Saturday, 19th August 2051
You will live to be 74 years, 7 months and 7 days old!


owned

and by the year 2050 there will be so many improvements to health care that I'll live another 70 years..

OWNED AGAIN

then in another 70 years I'll just download my brain into a computer and live forever.

OWNED FOREVER

MikesTraffic 12-13-2007 10:01 AM

mine said i will live into the year 2060, ill be 74 when i die supposedly

nAtuRaLbEautY 12-13-2007 01:28 PM

i don't want to knew it. :( lol!

Xrated J 12-13-2007 01:41 PM

Never!!!!

Dirty Lord 12-13-2007 01:59 PM

What a sweetie thread...

shekinah 12-13-2007 02:23 PM

lol, known that site long before and I didn't know why result differs every time:(

KILL_FRENZY 12-13-2007 03:13 PM

Friday, 20th October 2059 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

needlive 12-13-2007 03:27 PM

On the day I'll be starting to feel happy.


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