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xanx · 12-11-2007, 08:55 PM

WTF, You have to be kidding me..

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Warning: Be very careful how you dispose of those embarrassing items Print E-mail
Written by Ben Gerrard

Monday, 23 April 2007

Wednesday morning started out just like any other for 38yr old Nebraska resident, John Greer.

Little did he know that in 20 minutes time he would set off a chain of events that would lead to his arrest and subsequent charges for supplying Pornography to minors. Greer an avid recycler always makes sure he puts out his stack of papers every Wednesday as part of the states Curb Side Paper Recycling Collection service.

Greer recently meet the girl of his dreams and decided that as such he would get rid of his collection of 20 plus Penthouse, Playboy and various other pornographic magazines. So he put all his "Dirty Magazines" in a box and put them out on the curb to be collected.

The chain of events leading to Mr Greer's arrest had begun. Greer?s house happened to be 100 meters from a local elementary school and a group of 10 year old boys walking to school decided that it would be fun to kick over and tip out all the paper on the curbside. Upon kicking over the box in front of Johns house the youngsters discovered the pile of porn. They promptly picked stuffed the entire porn collection into their school bags and continued onto school.

The magazines were quickly dispersed throughout the entire school and it wasn?t till near the end of Lunch time that teachers found and confiscated the first magazine. Two more groups of students were found reading magazines. This sparked a mass search of the school grounds as the entire teaching staff rounded up the remaining magazines.

The police were called in and the magazines were tracked back to the initial group of 5 boys who showed officers where they found them. Officers arrested and charged John Greer that afternoon.

Principal Michelle Brussels estimates that over 100 children may have been exposed to the pornographic material. "Parents have been notified and we have brought in counsellors to talk with children".

Due to the states tough anti pornography stance Greer if found guilty will face up to 4 years

Spunky · 12-11-2007, 08:58 PM

Fuck me..unbelievable.poor guy

tom3k · 12-11-2007, 08:58 PM

welcome to the united states of america.

L-Pink · 12-11-2007, 08:59 PM

And those boys thru an older brother or friend have probably viewed porn sites ......... wow.

papill0n · 12-11-2007, 09:02 PM

wow that is one fucked up situation

CybermedAndy · 12-11-2007, 09:07 PM

Once again I feel relieved to be living in Canada

fris · 12-11-2007, 09:28 PM

got a link to the news article?

PornMogul · 12-11-2007, 09:30 PM

It wont stand up in court. These things never do.

pornask · 12-11-2007, 09:32 PM

holy shit, unbelievable

can't find it anywhere, can you post link?

Sosa · 12-11-2007, 09:41 PM

thats too bad

JD · 12-11-2007, 09:44 PM

that'll teach the bastard to turn his back on porn!

Fat Panda · 12-11-2007, 09:47 PM

shit happens huh?

DatingGold · 12-11-2007, 09:50 PM

he'll wont server anytime.. please

Aussie Rebel · 12-11-2007, 09:52 PM

Poor bastard, sucks to be him

xanx · 12-11-2007, 09:58 PM

man, I read it just surfing, can't find the link..

alby_persignup · 12-11-2007, 10:10 PM

its a disaster. sucks

Adultnet · 12-11-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Fuck me..unbelievable.poor guy

yeah indeed no luck

Pleasurepays · 12-11-2007, 10:31 PM

UHMMMM.....

god forbid anyone ask the obvious question... was he arrested?

doesn't seem so

was he even charged with a crime?

4 year penalty for WHAT?

oh... no one knows exactly.

jesus. no wonder someone like Hitler can almost take over the world just by telling dumb and impossible stories.

xanx · 12-11-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

UHMMMM.....

god forbid anyone ask the obvious question... was he arrested?

doesn't seem so

was he even charged with a crime?

4 year penalty for WHAT?

oh... no one knows exactly.

jesus. no wonder someone like Hitler can almost take over the world just by telling dumb and impossible stories.

hmm

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Officers arrested and charged John Greer that afternoon.

hmm, hmm,

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Due to the states tough anti pornography stance Greer if found guilty will face up to 4 years

Pleasurepays · 12-11-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by xanx

hmm

hmm, hmm,

ok.. so i'm an idiot. thats a given.

but still.... it doesn't look like a real news story. its not online anywhere, and it doesn't say what he was arrested for, thats a pretty critical fact to include and you wouldn't report it by saying "he faces a maximum of 4 years in jail" or "he was arrested" without saying why, for what, what the charges were etc.

nothing about this smells right at all. for all anyone knows RIGHT NOW, its totally fabricated as "news" on someones blog or cut and pasted from another forum.

OzMan · 12-11-2007, 10:58 PM

made up web bullshit

V_RocKs · 12-11-2007, 11:02 PM

They should be breaking the knee caps of the kids fucking kicking shit over. That would stop other kids from lives of vandalistic behavior.

xanx · 12-11-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

ok.. so i'm an idiot. thats a given.

but still.... it doesn't look like a real news story. its not online anywhere, and it doesn't say what he was arrested for, thats a pretty critical fact to include and you wouldn't report it by saying "he faces a maximum of 4 years in jail" or "he was arrested" without saying why, for what, what the charges were etc.

nothing about this smells right at all. for all anyone knows RIGHT NOW, its totally fabricated as "news" on someones blog or cut and pasted from another forum.

nah, i read it online while surfing news. not saying it's real though, but I did grab it from news site somewhere..

but can't find the link again...

bDok · 12-11-2007, 11:45 PM

guy is an idiot. sad that he might be in a lot of trouble. that doesn't take away the fact he was an idiot in regards to getting rid of the goods.

tiger · 12-12-2007, 01:37 AM

What horse shit.

flashfire · 12-12-2007, 01:59 AM

hopefully the judge just throws this one out...stupid

dumpfly · 12-12-2007, 02:10 AM

Here is the link to site.... Not saying this makes it real, but its one of those stories where you have to believe because of the ridiculousness...

http://www.theliberalblogger.com/for...agazines-6555/

http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index.php?o...66&Item id=29

Neither of them Look 100% valid

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-12-2007, 02:12 AM

fucking ridiculous

BerdoR · 12-12-2007, 02:31 AM

that sucks

GatorB · 12-12-2007, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMogul

It wont stand up in court. These things never do.

He still has to hire a lawyer and be out that expense. Not to mention the public humiliation.

Bojangles · 12-12-2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

UHMMMM.....

god forbid anyone ask the obvious question... was he arrested?

doesn't seem so

was he even charged with a crime?

4 year penalty for WHAT?

oh... no one knows exactly.

jesus. no wonder someone like Hitler can almost take over the world just by telling dumb and impossible stories.

96ukssob · 12-12-2007, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

True, but it is illegal to go through a persons trash. He has a good suit (if the story is true) against the police, if they did not arrest the boys. It's called selective enforcement. Also, if it were me I would sue the boys parents for theft, but this case will get thrown out.

i dont think it will stand because they are 10. they can just say "they were sitting in a pile and we picked them up"

fucked up world we live in, but some asshole will now be rich by selling childproof black plastic sleeves to through away your old porn in.

florin · 12-12-2007, 05:53 AM

That´s what I call bad luck. Poor guy......

Barefootsies · 12-12-2007, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMogul

It wont stand up in court. These things never do.

themonk · 12-12-2007, 06:04 AM

lol i am sure such things can happen only in the states ..
no police will track stuff like that

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tranza · 12-12-2007, 06:08 AM

How fucked up is that??

Playboy should step up and help him with their lawyers!!

teg0 · 12-12-2007, 06:10 AM

wtf, thats not really his fault. its not like he had an incinerator.

kmanrox · 12-12-2007, 06:11 AM

meanwhile, during the same time period, hundreds of millions of minors received adult related spam emails, or Clicked YES IM 18yo and surfed some porn sites (in some timezone kids were not at school at that time!)... yet this poor bastard should serve time.. unbelievable

Yury · 12-12-2007, 06:24 AM

holy shit...
poor gay

Violetta · 12-12-2007, 06:30 AM

poor fucker.. lol

Grapesoda · 12-12-2007, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tom3k

welcome to the united states of america.

yeah, just imagine the problems if it had been muslim kids that found them. -bmb

Grapesoda · 12-12-2007, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

meanwhile, during the same time period, hundreds of millions of minors received adult related spam emails, or Clicked YES IM 18yo and surfed some porn sites (in some timezone kids were not at school at that time!)... yet this poor bastard should serve time.. unbelievable

or got fucked by dad and uncle dad!!

Phoenix · 12-12-2007, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JD

that'll teach the bastard to turn his back on porn!

directfiesta · 12-12-2007, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

He still has to hire a lawyer and be out that expense. Not to mention the public humiliation.

Well, at least the " girl of his dreams " will be flattered ....

tony286 · 12-12-2007, 07:43 AM

man that sucks and shows you it doesnt pay to recycle. lol How are they going to show intent? He put them on the curb in a box, he wasnt handing them out in the school yard.

pornguy · 12-12-2007, 07:48 AM

fucked up that the kids do not face any charges.

MaDalton · 12-12-2007, 07:50 AM

that is how i got my first porn magazines - searching through old paper collection boxes. too bad i had no counsellor at that time, otherwise my mind would not have been so corrupted that i ended up in this business... maybe...

but seriously: welcome to the land of the brave and the free

tony286 · 12-12-2007, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

that is how i got my first porn magazines - searching through old paper collection boxes. too bad i had no counsellor at that time, otherwise my mind would not have been so corrupted that i ended up in this business... maybe...

but seriously: welcome to the land of the brave and the free

Yep that and my dads sock drawer. lol

Brother Bilo · 12-12-2007, 07:56 AM

Is that really the whole story? Or is that the story he gave to save his own ass?

cybermike · 12-12-2007, 08:32 AM

the source is a joke site..

fake

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