The Official Dead Baby Joke Thread - GoFuckYourself.com

badmunchkin · 12-05-2007, 10:26 PM

Please contribute

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

SteveLightspeed · 12-05-2007, 10:48 PM

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of icecream and one scoop of dead baby.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-05-2007, 10:55 PM

It's pretty amazing that the Beatles would have released an album cover like this (dubbed the "Baby Butcher" cover), but they actually did (back in 1966):

It was yanked within days, but to this day remains one of the highest priced collectible souvenirs in rock...

ADG

pornask · 12-05-2007, 11:12 PM

What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.

pornask · 12-05-2007, 11:14 PM

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.

aico · 12-05-2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It's pretty amazing that the Beatles would have released an album cover like this (dubbed the "Baby Butcher" cover), but they actually did (back in 1966):

It was yanked within days, but to this day remains one of the highest priced collectible souvenirs in rock...

ADG

I have that album somewhere.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-05-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I have that album somewhere.

Impressive...

I have the Jimi Hendrix Experience "Electric Ladyland" cover featuring topless women, which is the most valuable album I have without a signature on it.

I also own several autographed album covers and other signed memorabilia by various artists, which I have not had appraised, but I assume are worth even more.

ADG

Vick! · 12-06-2007, 12:18 AM

lolz .. some sick jokes.

DeadFidel · 12-06-2007, 12:33 AM

Not laughing. Here you get every one written if it turns you on

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com

woj · 12-06-2007, 12:40 AM

not sure about those, kinda funny I guess, but not really my type of a joke...

martinsc · 12-06-2007, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

not sure about those, kinda funny I guess, but not really my type of a joke...

same for me....

DeadFidel · 12-06-2007, 12:45 AM

I don't like this thread.

Vick! · 12-06-2007, 12:48 AM

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

ztik · 12-06-2007, 01:01 AM

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Chevrolet Camaro?
I don't have a Chevrolet camaro in my garage.

12-05-2007, 10:26 PM	#1
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