The Official Dead Baby Joke Thread
 

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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of icecream and one scoop of dead baby.

It's pretty amazing that the Beatles would have released an album cover like this (dubbed the "Baby Butcher" cover), but they actually did (back in 1966):

http://img258.echo.cx/img258/4998/beatlesbutcher0vc.jpg

It was yanked within days, but to this day remains one of the highest priced collectible souvenirs in rock...

ADG

What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.

I have that album somewhere.

Impressive...:thumbsup

I have the Jimi Hendrix Experience "Electric Ladyland" cover featuring topless women, which is the most valuable album I have without a signature on it.

I also own several autographed album covers and other signed memorabilia by various artists, which I have not had appraised, but I assume are worth even more.

ADG

lolz .. some sick jokes.

Not laughing. Here you get every one written if it turns you on:321GFY

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com

not sure about those, kinda funny I guess, but not really my type of a joke...

same for me....

I don't like this thread.

http://burymeinthisdress.com/blog/wp...06/11/ttt4.jpg

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Chevrolet Camaro?
I don't have a Chevrolet camaro in my garage.