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Old 12-03-2007, 11:06 AM   #1
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Let me tell you about Swedish prisons

It is a well known fact among Swedes that we have a very lame prisoner correction and fascilitation system.



The prisons are more like motels with fresh rooms, gyms, better food then in schools and elderly peoples homes. You can buy candy, magazines and other stuff.

You can have a tv, computer, videogame and lot's of other items in your room.



I have heard criminals talk about how they like to go to prison over winter and be free'd in spring and how they make excellent criminal contacts in our jails.

Saddam Hussein seeked to be imprisoned in Sweden because of our lame laws and we have several international war criminals serving time here.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:12 AM   #3
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If the computers have internet then I am in!!

You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

I would be rich at the end of 6 months.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:12 AM   #4
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Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:14 AM   #5
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They can have computers? Does it come internet access??
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:15 AM   #6
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Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:16 AM   #7
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If the computers have internet then I am in!!

You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

I would be rich at the end of 6 months.
You get money also, for doing nothing. And some prisoners get to use internet.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:19 AM   #8
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Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:20 AM   #9
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Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:21 AM   #10
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Look at all that wood. They must not have a problem with assaults there.
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:37 AM   #11
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They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......
Not that hard
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:49 AM   #12
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Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
Yeah but if they get the meatballs as their meal it sort of balances out.
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Old 12-05-2007, 12:18 AM   #13
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Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:47 AM   #14
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Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.
That's what I was thinking about.
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:51 AM   #15
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:51 AM   #16
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Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.
Most swedish are homos anyway....that's not a deterrent
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