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  • The Duck
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    • May 2005
    • 18243
    #1

    Let me tell you about Swedish prisons

    It is a well known fact among Swedes that we have a very lame prisoner correction and fascilitation system.



    The prisons are more like motels with fresh rooms, gyms, better food then in schools and elderly peoples homes. You can buy candy, magazines and other stuff.

    You can have a tv, computer, videogame and lot's of other items in your room.



    I have heard criminals talk about how they like to go to prison over winter and be free'd in spring and how they make excellent criminal contacts in our jails.

    Saddam Hussein seeked to be imprisoned in Sweden because of our lame laws and we have several international war criminals serving time here.
    Last edited by The Duck; 12-03-2007, 09:08 AM.
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    • silver
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      • Sep 2002
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      #2
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        • Damian_Maxcash
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          • Oct 2002
          • 12745
          #3
          If the computers have internet then I am in!!

          You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

          I would be rich at the end of 6 months.

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            • Jman
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              • Sep 2003
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              #4
              Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
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                • Jarmusch
                   
                  • May 2003
                  • 12479
                  #5
                  They can have computers? Does it come internet access??

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                    • Brother Bilo
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                      • Jun 2007
                      • 4193
                      #6
                      Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.

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                        • The Duck
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                          • May 2005
                          • 18243
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
                          If the computers have internet then I am in!!

                          You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

                          I would be rich at the end of 6 months.
                          You get money also, for doing nothing. And some prisoners get to use internet.
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                            • Damian_Maxcash
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 12745
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                              Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
                              They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......

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                                • pornask
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                                  • Aug 2006
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                  Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
                                  lol

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                                    • thonglife
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                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 1566
                                      #10
                                      Look at all that wood. They must not have a problem with assaults there.

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                                        • The Duck
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                                          • May 2005
                                          • 18243
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
                                          They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......
                                          Not that hard
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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                              Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)
                                              Yeah but if they get the meatballs as their meal it sort of balances out.

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                                                • wootpr0n
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                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                  #13
                                                  Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.
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                                                    • calibra
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                      Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.
                                                      That's what I was thinking about.

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                                                        • xmas13
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                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by silver
                                                          Monarchy is for... Fags,Queers,Dick Suckers,Homos,Peter Puffers,ball-munchers,bareback bandits and pedo priests!
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                                                            • xmas13
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                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by wootpr0n
                                                              Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.
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                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by wootpr0n
                                                                  Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.
                                                                  Most swedish are homos anyway....that's not a deterrent
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