Let me tell you about Swedish prisons - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 12-03-2007, 11:06 AM

It is a well known fact among Swedes that we have a very lame prisoner correction and fascilitation system.

The prisons are more like motels with fresh rooms, gyms, better food then in schools and elderly peoples homes. You can buy candy, magazines and other stuff.

You can have a tv, computer, videogame and lot's of other items in your room.

I have heard criminals talk about how they like to go to prison over winter and be free'd in spring and how they make excellent criminal contacts in our jails.

Saddam Hussein seeked to be imprisoned in Sweden because of our lame laws and we have several international war criminals serving time here.

silver · 12-03-2007, 11:11 AM

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Damian_Maxcash · 12-03-2007, 11:12 AM

If the computers have internet then I am in!!

You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

I would be rich at the end of 6 months.

Jman · 12-03-2007, 11:12 AM

Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)

Jarmusch · 12-03-2007, 11:14 AM

They can have computers? Does it come internet access??

Brother Bilo · 12-03-2007, 11:15 AM

Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.

The Duck · 12-03-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

If the computers have internet then I am in!!

You cant spend any money and have as much time as you need.

I would be rich at the end of 6 months.

You get money also, for doing nothing. And some prisoners get to use internet.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-03-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)

They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......

pornask · 12-03-2007, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)

lol

thonglife · 12-03-2007, 11:21 AM

Look at all that wood. They must not have a problem with assaults there.

The Duck · 12-04-2007, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

They can only do that with the lifers - thats how long that stuff takes to put togther.......

Not that hard

Sarah_Jayne · 12-04-2007, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Well if the inmates have to build the IKEA furniture then that's punishment right there ;-)

Yeah but if they get the meatballs as their meal it sort of balances out.

wootpr0n · 12-05-2007, 12:18 AM

Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.

calibra · 12-05-2007, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

Looks like my dorm room in college, only thing its missing the empty beer cans and the 3 footer.

That's what I was thinking about.

xmas13 · 12-05-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by silver

Monarchy is for... Fags,Queers,Dick Suckers,Homos,Peter Puffers,ball-munchers,bareback bandits and pedo priests!

xmas13 · 12-05-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by wootpr0n

Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.

ServerGenius · 12-05-2007, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by wootpr0n

Ass rape is still ass rape even in a fancy prison.

Most swedish are homos anyway....that's not a deterrent

12-03-2007, 11:06 AM	#1
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