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xxxjay · 11-26-2007, 02:30 AM

Breathalyzers on cell phones?

aico · 11-26-2007, 02:32 AM

yes, great idea, Drunk Dialing is a major problem with many people. If you're too drunk, your phone won't make a call.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-26-2007, 02:33 AM

do they make breathalizers for cracksmoke yet? attach one to your keyboard :D:D:D:D:D

budz · 11-26-2007, 02:35 AM

place plastic bag over head

do
doevents:
exhale(crack smoke)
inhale(second hand crack smoke)
loop until conscious = 0

that should give you some time to put the pipe down ;p

RevSand · 11-26-2007, 02:36 AM

Great idea... Can be used to stop drunk dials and when out at a bar to be sure its safe to drive home..

xxxjay · 11-26-2007, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

Great idea... Can be used to stop drunk dials and when out at a bar to be sure its safe to drive home..

That is also a great idea!

RevSand · 11-26-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

That is also a great idea!

Or you can do like my friends and I do.. Just use one to see who can get the most fucked up before passing out...

Always fun at parties..

WiredGuy · 11-26-2007, 03:39 AM

Put a long password on your phone, when your drunk, its nearly impossible to get the password right. Especially passwords that require you hit shift or multiple keys at once.
WG

BerdoR · 11-26-2007, 03:43 AM

good idea

Snake Doctor · 11-26-2007, 03:53 AM

Well one of the known side effects of alcohol is that it causes you to think that your ex girlfriends/boyfriends want to hear from you at 2AM, so for purposes of stopping those calls a breathalyzer would be useful.

MrPinks · 11-26-2007, 07:53 AM

You might want to check, I think it is already being developed. Good idea though.

StuartD · 11-26-2007, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Put a long password on your phone, when your drunk, its nearly impossible to get the password right. Especially passwords that require you hit shift or multiple keys at once.
WG

Barefootsies · 11-26-2007, 08:12 AM

Put Down the Crack Pipe

Wizzo · 11-26-2007, 08:19 AM

that and keyboards should both have them...

who · 11-26-2007, 08:26 AM

Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.

StuartD · 11-26-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by who

Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.

That's the thing... make breathalizers common place so that everyone can get one and all it'll do is make people compete to get the highest numbers without dying.

Wizzo · 11-26-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

That's the thing... make breathalizers common place so that everyone can get one and all it'll do is make people compete to get the highest numbers without dying.

I know a couple of bars that have them and usually there's a competition...

fuzebox · 11-26-2007, 09:11 AM

I need one at my computer, a couple of months ago I came home trashed and thought I'd "do a bit of work before bed", and ended up wiping out an important mysql database

Ramos · 11-26-2007, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Breathalyzers on cell phones?

L-Pink · 11-26-2007, 09:30 AM

How abouit on beer bottles?

ProjectNaked · 11-26-2007, 11:29 AM

I bought this one a few years back after I had a run in with the .....well, you know

Romeo GaySearch4Sex · 11-26-2007, 11:33 AM

I heard in Germany that a company was trying to market an attachment to cell phones which would test your breath and tell if you had bad breath or not. Not sure if it took off....

... maybe this will be next!

_Richard_ · 11-26-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Breathalyzers on cell phones?

i believe it's already been done

seeric · 11-26-2007, 11:34 AM

i'm waiting in line outside the store right now.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2125709

_Richard_ · 11-26-2007, 11:35 AM

can't find it, but there is a blog story about someones experience with a breathalyzer cellphone lol

Porno Dan · 11-26-2007, 02:05 PM

They used to have one of those breathalyzer machines at a bar near GMU campus.

My fraternity brothers and I would ty and see who got the highest reading, needless to say it wasn't in the bar long.

If they had one on cell phones I am sure I would start playing that game again.

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-26-2007, 06:16 PM

I actually did my first ever breathalyzing this saturday as I crashed this wank Ford Mondeo by the German border, it was around noon and I went to sleep around 5:30 AM.

It was allright, I don't drink too much nowadays - not that I would not drink at all but maximum a pint of porter wine or one or two dark beers in the evening.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-26-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

They used to have one of those breathalyzer machines at a bar near GMU campus.

My fraternity brothers and I would ty and see who got the highest reading, needless to say it wasn't in the bar long.

If they had one on cell phones I am sure I would start playing that game again.

used to do the same thing at Squire's on whyte ave. it was more of a highscore list than a don't drink and drive machine...

JamesK · 11-26-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.

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