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  • xxxjay
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    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    Best Idea Ever or Put Dow the Crack Pipe?

    Breathalyzers on cell phones?
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  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    yes, great idea, Drunk Dialing is a major problem with many people. If you're too drunk, your phone won't make a call.

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    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
      (felis madjewicus)
      • Jul 2006
      • 20368

      #3
      do they make breathalizers for cracksmoke yet? attach one to your keyboard :D:D:D:D:D

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      • budz
        Disruptive Innovator
        • Sep 2003
        • 4230

        #4
        place plastic bag over head

        do
        doevents:
        exhale(crack smoke)
        inhale(second hand crack smoke)
        loop until conscious = 0

        that should give you some time to put the pipe down ;p
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        • RevSand
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 8151

          #5
          Great idea... Can be used to stop drunk dials and when out at a bar to be sure its safe to drive home..


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          • xxxjay
            Tube groupie.
            • Aug 2002
            • 13482

            #6
            Originally posted by RevSand
            Great idea... Can be used to stop drunk dials and when out at a bar to be sure its safe to drive home..
            That is also a great idea!
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            • RevSand
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 8151

              #7
              Originally posted by xxxjay
              That is also a great idea!

              Or you can do like my friends and I do.. Just use one to see who can get the most fucked up before passing out... Always fun at parties..


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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34512

                #8
                Put a long password on your phone, when your drunk, its nearly impossible to get the password right. Especially passwords that require you hit shift or multiple keys at once.
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                • BerdoR
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 352

                  #9
                  good idea
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                  • Snake Doctor
                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 13449

                    #10
                    Well one of the known side effects of alcohol is that it causes you to think that your ex girlfriends/boyfriends want to hear from you at 2AM, so for purposes of stopping those calls a breathalyzer would be useful.
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                    • MrPinks
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1767

                      #11
                      You might want to check, I think it is already being developed. Good idea though.

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                      • StuartD
                        Sofa King Band
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 29903

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                        Put a long password on your phone, when your drunk, its nearly impossible to get the password right. Especially passwords that require you hit shift or multiple keys at once.
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                        • Barefootsies
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 42635

                          #13
                          Put Down the Crack Pipe
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                          • Wizzo
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                            • Nov 2000
                            • 15224

                            #14
                            that and keyboards should both have them...
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                            • who
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 19593

                              #15
                              Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.

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                              • StuartD
                                Sofa King Band
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                Originally posted by who
                                Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.
                                That's the thing... make breathalizers common place so that everyone can get one and all it'll do is make people compete to get the highest numbers without dying.
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                                • Wizzo
                                  2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                  • Nov 2000
                                  • 15224

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  That's the thing... make breathalizers common place so that everyone can get one and all it'll do is make people compete to get the highest numbers without dying.
                                  I know a couple of bars that have them and usually there's a competition...
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                                  • fuzebox
                                    making it rain
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22352

                                    #18
                                    I need one at my computer, a couple of months ago I came home trashed and thought I'd "do a bit of work before bed", and ended up wiping out an important mysql database

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                                    • Ramos
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 11927

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by xxxjay
                                      Breathalyzers on cell phones?
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                                      • L-Pink
                                        working on my tan
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 39151

                                        #20
                                        How abouit on beer bottles?

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                                        • ProjectNaked
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 4309

                                          #21
                                          I bought this one a few years back after I had a run in with the .....well, you know

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                                          • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 472

                                            #22
                                            I heard in Germany that a company was trying to market an attachment to cell phones which would test your breath and tell if you had bad breath or not. Not sure if it took off....

                                            ... maybe this will be next!
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                                            • _Richard_
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 30991

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by xxxjay
                                              Breathalyzers on cell phones?
                                              i believe it's already been done

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                                              • seeric
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 41917

                                                #24
                                                i'm waiting in line outside the store right now.

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                                                • _Richard_
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 30991

                                                  #25
                                                  can't find it, but there is a blog story about someones experience with a breathalyzer cellphone lol

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                                                  • Porno Dan
                                                    Court Jester
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 6342

                                                    #26
                                                    They used to have one of those breathalyzer machines at a bar near GMU campus.

                                                    My fraternity brothers and I would ty and see who got the highest reading, needless to say it wasn't in the bar long.

                                                    If they had one on cell phones I am sure I would start playing that game again.
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                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 9559

                                                      #27
                                                      I actually did my first ever breathalyzing this saturday as I crashed this wank Ford Mondeo by the German border, it was around noon and I went to sleep around 5:30 AM.

                                                      It was allright, I don't drink too much nowadays - not that I would not drink at all but maximum a pint of porter wine or one or two dark beers in the evening.
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                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 20368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                                        They used to have one of those breathalyzer machines at a bar near GMU campus.

                                                        My fraternity brothers and I would ty and see who got the highest reading, needless to say it wasn't in the bar long.

                                                        If they had one on cell phones I am sure I would start playing that game again.
                                                        used to do the same thing at Squire's on whyte ave. it was more of a highscore list than a don't drink and drive machine...

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                                                        • JamesK
                                                          hi
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 16731

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by who
                                                          Here's a better one, a breathalyser on a big ol' spinning bling bling necklace. Them pimps can show everyone how cool and drunk they are.
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